AH! Fuck God! This is just like all those fucking times, strange people would move into South Park.  Seriously this is messed up right here.  I just hope Cartman doesn't show up.

Kyle dude are you feeling any better?

I can't find Kylie.  I put her in little bed, before I went to school today.  When I came back she didn't come running up to me like she usually does.  Mop didn't put her in the laundry basket again. I looked all over and I haven't found her. She's just a baby!

She has orange hair on her head and back and her two left paws, she has white hair on ( Read more... )

This sucks! What the fuck?  Where did everyone go?!  Dude what are we supposed to do without half the town or any authority? Thank God Cartman's not here. Whatever.

Kyle, do you want to help me study? The end of the year is coming and I want to have better than passable grades.  We'll study 100 percent of the time, promise.

Kenny have you been ( Read more... )

Kenny, Kylie is not a 'play thing' for Mop! Not only is she the wrong species, she's just a baby! Maybe you should train him to only come on command.

I got a kitten from Al.  Now all I need is about a dozon more pets before I can open my own petting zoo.  The kitten's name is Kylie.  It took me 8 hours of not sleeping to think that up.[filtered to Kyle ( Read more... )

Ah! AHHH! No...no no! Not here again! I can't be! And the last thing I remember was being here. I don't remember ever going back to South Park, but I must have.

How else would I look older? I think I would remember the last fifteen or so years of my life. But I don't! I wonder if I work.

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Hey but I look good. Where's Kyle? He should check me out ( Read more... )

I made way too much taco meat. So I had to fix it by making extra tacos. Anyone hungry?

((Can't seem to figure out how to divide a recipe in half. Had that Party Taco Pack, Has about 40 tacos!))

[Party filtered to all the girls, and Stan, Kenny, and Kyle since they're hosting. Can be crashed ( Read more... )

You know I learned something today, well last night. That I'd much rather live life than have it on the fast forward button. You just never know when you'll find yourself holding your dieing lover in your arms. I'm not going to live the rest of my life without doing everything at least once ( Read more... )

Kyle we can make out or anything anymore. I'm done.