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stained_wing

26 - when in rome...

Jul 28, 2008 15:29

[Second level time! Human!Tav, complete with hair down and wearing a modest shirt for a change, is staring at a bowl of breakfast cereal with disdain. No doubt she's been staring at it for a while now and the cereal has gone soggy. She seems less than thrilled with this whole human notion of "eating".]

I'm not eating this. It's disgusting. ( Read more... )

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icyacademics July 28 2008, 22:34:12 UTC

[Vexen can guess that there's more to this than it seems, but you always have to start with the simple questions to weed out the answers.]

I fail to see how eating can be demeaning.

stained_wing July 28 2008, 22:39:35 UTC

I don't appreciate being forced to consume materials to stay alive.

icyacademics July 29 2008, 01:05:20 UTC

At the least, it's simpler than many alternate courses of action.

stained_wing July 29 2008, 01:07:41 UTC

It's horribly inefficient.

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abucketofangst July 28 2008, 23:24:11 UTC

.... [have a wtf look] What is your issue? Don't like cereal?

stained_wing July 28 2008, 23:25:45 UTC

There's nothing appealing about this.

abucketofangst July 28 2008, 23:27:33 UTC

So eat something else. Not that hard.

stained_wing July 28 2008, 23:28:11 UTC

Like what? Excuse me if I've never had to engage in this sort of foolishness before.

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gredn0tforge July 28 2008, 23:36:44 UTC

[Aaand from somewhere hidden, there is a loud CRACK, followed by the giant apparation of a heart right in front of you.]

♥

stained_wing July 28 2008, 23:39:37 UTC

[Adjusts her glasses] ... what nonsense is this?

gredn0tforge July 29 2008, 01:05:50 UTC

[Have some snickering, and another crack as he apparates out of there]

stained_wing July 29 2008, 01:07:02 UTC

[OOOH IF I WASN'T HUMAN I'D BE WEARING YOUR HEAD AS A HATTTTTTT]

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rozen_kristall July 28 2008, 23:45:49 UTC

...... [Ohai2u Tarvos. Have an eyepatch!loli giving that bowl you have there a... blank look, but maybe with a touch of wary and distrust?]

... Soup?...

stained_wing July 28 2008, 23:46:45 UTC

Some sort of human monstrosity. It looks filthy.

rozen_kristall July 28 2008, 23:51:00 UTC

...... [Still giving the bowl a weird look. Which is weird in itself, because Bara doesn't really -give- things looks unless she's going to--... Oh boy.]

Do not eat it.

stained_wing July 28 2008, 23:55:09 UTC

I wasn't planning to. I don't know how anyone could eat it.

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thefirstphase July 29 2008, 00:01:17 UTC

Never a dull moment, hm?

stained_wing July 29 2008, 00:02:22 UTC

I hate life.

thefirstphase July 29 2008, 00:06:52 UTC

Don't we all.

stained_wing July 29 2008, 00:10:55 UTC

[Gazes at the bowl again, then brings her hand down on the bowl, sending cereal flying everywhere and smashing the bowl itself.] It's just not the same... [And starts picking bits of bowl out of her palm OH SISSY YOU NEVER CHANGE.]

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