snitched ☄ women are NOT bears, apparently

[stagginurparty]

1. Does it have large, pointy teeth?

Dunno, she doesn't really smile at me all that much.

2. Does it smell like musky leaves and dead fish?

No, she smells like flowers and sunshine and Quidditch broom polis- wait, strike that last bit. S'only my hands. Just the flowers and sunshine then.

3. Is it brutally attacking you?

Not this second, n- ...Okay,

Comments

[lilacious]

2. No I do smell of it. At least that one shirt I wore did after your match which I happen to be wearing as a nightie. You dirty boy.

3. Brutally? Really?

4. You know that's almost romantic.

6. You are so smart. I wonder what Smart James Treat James should get for this one.

7. ....I retract previous statements.

8. I'm watching my figure thank you very much.

10. I mostly just jelly your legs though.

11. BOR. ING. I much prefer Bach or Brahms or even a little Mozart if I'm in the right mood...But really I'm much more of an Elton John girl ♥ Oh! And David Bowie! ♥

12. Study session?

[stagginurparty]

2. ...So that's what you're wearing? Right now? Aha, well. Er, not that it's any big deal to me, of cours enot, but. ...What else've you got on?

3. Yes. You're horribly abusive of me. I might have to call an adult to Intervene on My Behalf.

4. Are you swooning yet?

6. SMART JAMES TREAT SMART JAMES TREAT SMART JAMES TREAT I vote for something either freshly baked or scantily clad. ...Or possibly a combination thereof? Mayhaps?

7. .........Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat, how can you not love the House Colours?

8. You've not a single need to be watching that, though I'm more than glad to watch it for you for long as may need be.

10. You've done a Conjunctivitus Curse once or twice though.

11. GOD. LY. Do not mock the Boardman. Especially when you're listening to those great poofters. BOWIE WEARS MAKEUP. IT'S NOT EVEN SUBTLE.

12. ...B-but I don't want to study things. Unless you're meaning some kind of Anatomy lessons, If You Know What I Mean.

[lilacious]

2. They're Gryffindor colours as well. Striped. And it's cold you'll have to forgive me for wearing my pajama pants but they are rather see-through...

3. You know I do it out of lo-- strong feelings of admiration right?

4. Almost.

6. A combination? How ever will we get the kitchen elves to allow such scandal? I suppose I could attempt a Cauldron Cake in an actual cauldron...

7. I will not respond.

8. Well you'll have to say that or else that won't be jam in my beard. But you're so sweet to say that. And perverted.

10. And that time I shrunk your glasses and you went all crosseyed hee hee

11. WRONG. And who cares? Their music enchants me in ways you have yet to.

12. Study a little Arithmancy with me and you MIGHT get to second base. Worth it? Study with Lupin and...well...If he lets you get to second base I have to have a talk with him. And you, for that matter.