08. Bad Moon Rising

[stage_wizard]

[[Filtered Ineffectively to Bob]]

Booh-ob! *whine* I think my cat is a werecat! And my crab is trying to kill me!!! Help!

Oh GREAT! It's going for my staff hockey stick!
[[/Filter]]

[[Strike is hackable]]

Comments

not!filtered to Harry

[bobthewizard]

I knew that cat was bad news all the way back when all the animals were turning into humans.... A werecat? What does it do, turn into another type of cat?

*patiently* Harry. That crab is over four hundred times smaller than you are. Are you going to let it get away with that?

..hm. Where are you? This should be amusing.

Re: not!filtered to Harry

[stage_wizard]

No! It keeps turning back and forth between a woman and a cat! And it keeps trying to bite me!

*whine* It's not the CAT! It's the CRAB! IT GREW!!!!! It's the size of a large SAINT BERNARD for Pete's sake!!!! AND IT'S SENTIENT!!!! AND GOING AFTER MY WIZARDS STAFF!!!! AND IT'S STILL IN CAT FORM!!!!

I'm in my rooms! Help!

[[OMG IT'S A BOB! *POUNCE*]]

Re: not!filtered to Harry

[bobthewizard]

*eyeroll* Oh, good lord. Its morphic field is fluctuating: an unpleasant experience to say the least. Of course it's trying to bite you; how would you defend yourself in a situation like that, if your body was unfamiliar? Now, you'll need to locate a book on Llamdimbr's Famous Inversion, apply it to the cat's transient state, and lock her in one form or the other. Will you need any -- *trails off as the rest of the entry shows up*

..................It grew? *severely* What did you do, Harry? Not that it's unlikely for a crab to spontaneously grow to the size of a large dog in a place like this, but... heh.... For heaven's sake, summon your staff with Accio, use Engorgio on your inkwell to produce enough ink, and create a shield circle to keep it off you for the time being. I'm on my way.

Re: not!filtered to Bob

[stage_wizard]

*loud curses can be heard through the journal* I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON!!!! SHE KEEPS SCREAMING SOMETHING ABOUT THE MOON! I NEED HELP UP HERE!!!!

AND MY STAFF IS MY WAND AT THE MOMENT!!! I WAS PRACTICING MY STAFF MAGIC! AND I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!! *outraged*