Crackship, this is not an invitation, nor does it have anything to do with condiments - though if we were going to have relations involving condiments, we'd want to do it with you. We'd also like you to consider sour cream, since it goes well with borscht
While we respect all personal opinions and while we do not doubt the sincerity of your statement, Team Crackship must insist that any phrase even resembling "Yo Mayo" makes us think of exactly what you don't want us to think of. We definitely enjoy sour cream, however, despite its lack of mayoness.
We would be willing to accept sour cream as a compromise condiment and though it is not nearly as viscous as mayonnaise, it is also not nearly as traumatic. It is also, as previously mentioned, good with borscht, which we will gladly offer in great quantity to Team Crackship, as it makes one feel rather warm and good inside. We all want that, don't we? There is also wodka, which also makes you feel warm and good inside. It should also be noted that with enough wodka, orgies are inevitable. I propose that we get Team Tribble in on this and the rest of the fleet will be sure to follow.
Задушевно,
Lt. Cmdr. Jess, Team Chulu
P.S. I have some very nice shampoo in case the tribbles need to be washed after.
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Crackship, this is not an invitation, nor does it have anything to do with condiments - though if we were going to have relations involving condiments, we'd want to do it with you. We'd also like you to consider sour cream, since it goes well with borscht
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While we respect all personal opinions and while we do not doubt the sincerity of your statement, Team Crackship must insist that any phrase even resembling "Yo Mayo" makes us think of exactly what you don't want us to think of. We definitely enjoy sour cream, however, despite its lack of mayoness.
Sincerely, Team Crackship
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We would be willing to accept sour cream as a compromise condiment and though it is not nearly as viscous as mayonnaise, it is also not nearly as traumatic. It is also, as previously mentioned, good with borscht, which we will gladly offer in great quantity to Team Crackship, as it makes one feel rather warm and good inside. We all want that, don't we? There is also wodka, which also makes you feel warm and good inside. It should also be noted that with enough wodka, orgies are inevitable. I propose that we get Team Tribble in on this and the rest of the fleet will be sure to follow.
Задушевно,
Lt. Cmdr. Jess,
Team Chulu
P.S. I have some very nice shampoo in case the tribbles need to be washed after.
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If Team Jones was 1st in the popular vote, AND 1st in the public vote, ummmm.... how did we get 1st overall, haha ;A;
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chulu= 13 points (pop vote) + 4 points (admiral points) + 7 points (public vote) = 24.
jones= 15 points (pop vote) + 8 points (public vote) = 23
i had to work all weekend so no graphs got made but i got an unexpected night off tonight so i might whip up a graph for this real quick.
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Thank you!
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I love you all! :)
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Have some cake!
...I am so tempted to make another cake, but I'm not sure my waistline can handle this.
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^__^
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