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Jim finds out Bones is a seriously terrible patient. He like throws his trays of food, yells at people, etc.
Bones finds out Jim's actually really good at taking care of someone when he wants to be. He's even patient with the crankiness and grumping, he reads to him, he sponges him, bribes him to drink fluids, etc.
Chapel finds out the two of them are ridiculously cute in this situation.
And then there's sex, once Bones feels better.
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"C'mon, Bones," Jim said, trading a glance with Chapel across the biobed where his CMO lay, flushed and very pissed off. "The worse you are about this, the longer it'll be before you'll be able to work."
Bones coughed and glared up at Jim. "What're you trying to do?" he demanded; his voice was hoarse and dry, but he still managed to sound both commanding and very irritated. "Dammit, Jim, how many times do I have to tell you, I'm the doctor here, not the patient?"
"Apparently, it still hasn't sunk in - I mean, jeez, Bones, you threw a glass of water at Nurse Chapel here just for saying you looked like shit. And she was right, by the way."
"She was insubordinate. I had to -" Bones broke off, coughing with an intensity that made his captain's brow furrow in concern.
"Look." Jim sat down on the edge of the bed next to Bones. "I hate having to do this, but I'm gonna invoke rank here and say stay in bed, Captain's orders. Sickbay's not busy, and I know ( ... )
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"Can't you stop talking about yourself once, you egomaniac?" Bones grouched in his general direction, chafing his nose with the back of one hand.
"Don't talk. It's bad for your throat," Jim told him grandly. "Anyway, this greatly awesome captain had a ship named the Enterprise, which he captained most excellently, with the help of a half-Vulcan, a linguist who looked really hot in a skirt, a fencing helmsman, Russian jailbait, and a CMO who had a tendency to be a complete asshole at times -"
"Right, I'm the asshole." Bones rolled his eyes. "Besides which, you forgot the crazy engineer with a ship fetish and his tiny greenish monkey."
"Keenser's a Gorman, actually," Jim said.
"Really honestly, Jim, I don't give a shit." Bones's nose twitched and he turned to muffle a sneeze into his shoulder.
"Gesundheit."
"Shut up." He sneezed again, then shook his head. "Don't see why I couldn't just take a fuckin' hypospray and have done with all this ( ... )
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Yaaaaaaaaaaay! Also aw, but also yaaaaaaay!
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"Well, yeah, that's one reason," Jim admitted. "But you're also way too hot for comfort, and I highly doubt Chapel's going to want to wipe you down if you bitch at her." He picked up a damp cloth and waved it in front of Bones's face. "C'mon, don't you want all that sweat off your body?"
"Where my sweat gathers is none of your goddamn business, Jim." Bones brought a fist to his mouth and coughed forcefully into it, then looked back up at Jim with red-rimmed eyes. "Besides which, I'm too tired to submit to your torture."
"I'll give you a backrub," Jim wheedled.
Bones sighed. "Fine, fine," he said, stripped his shirt off, and lay on his stomach. "But you'd better have some kind of talented fingers if you want me to not hypospray your brains out next time you're...ohhhh god ( ... )
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And Jim taking such good care of him is made entirely of win. :D
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*cuddles fic*
(captch: court obscener O_O)
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Bones raised an eyebrow. "The hell, Jim? First you say I oughta sleep, then you say I can't...invoking rank again?" He coughed into his fist again. "Damn, that hurts."
"Right. You're not sleeping in here because those biobeds look really uncomfortable, so I'm taking you back to my quarters. And having my way with you." Jim let out a fake-evil laugh and held a hand out to Bones. "C'mon, Bones. Upsy upsy."
"I seriously hope y'all are shittin' me about the sex," Bones answered, but took the hand and stood up anyway, his stance less steady than usual. "Whoa, fuck!" He tripped over nothing in particular and would've landed heavily, but for Jim's arm. "Sorry 'bout that." His voice was congested, but Jim stopped the passage of the doctor's hand by grabbing his wrist ( ... )
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Poor Bones though, his cold sounds nasty, Jim will have to take care of him some more before he tries anything xD
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Can't wait until Bones is, haha, safe to have sexytimes with again. This is awesome, anon, thank you for what youv'e written so far!
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"Yet," Jim replied with a grin. "Not yet, you mean. Jee-eez, your accent is sexy ( ... )
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I love you, anon! <3
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