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[haetfunerals]

*Yurika's making an official announcement! The video flickers on, and she waves... as for why she's dressed as a miko, there must be some explanation for that.*

Hi, everyone! I know what happened on the moon was really terrible, and we tried our best to stop it, but we couldn't... As the captain of the Nadesico, I would like to have a moment of

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[bakaribbon]

...

H-how many are there...

[haetfunerals]

*points to a stack of thousands of papers...*

1/2

[bakaribbon]

...

[Yeah, she's wa shock]

Re: 1/2

[bakaribbon]

So many people...

Um...if anyone needs to go back to earth, Imber can help with that.

...I'll help out any way I can.

[l_has_a_keikaku]

I'll help. It's too much for any one person to deal with alone.

[haetfunerals]

Really? Great! I've already powered through at least twenty-five this morning, and I have the rest of this section to do for the rest of the day, and then we have to do the Catholics, so I have to find the nun outfit and the incense, and then the...

[l_has_a_keikaku]

Captain, I must say you're quite committed to this. I'm sure they all appreciate that.

[haetfunerals]

It was hidden in my contract...

[hearturrushrod]

I would gladly help, I haven't found much else to busy myself with as of late. Painful work is always better with help!

[haetfunerals]

I have just met you and I love you.

[hearturrushrod]

Well tell me how you really feel why don't you?
It's the least I can do, I feel useless with out a job to do.

[haetfunerals]

We all feel useless right now, don't we?

[guardian_lynx]

I'm sure there was a positive sentiment when this policy was put in place, but this is patently ridiculous.

[haetfunerals]

"In the event of your death, Nergal Heavy Industries will provide a fully funded funeral according to your own specifications and officiated by a religious or government official; in the event of their absence, by your commander; in the event of your commander's death, by the highest-ranking Nergal employee in the vicinity."

I didn't even know this was in my contract...

[guardian_lynx]

Well, it's a bit of a waste of a captain's time. I'll help out where I can, but still...

[haetfunerals]

I wouldn't mind if there weren't so many!

[faux_gar]

Are we really doing thousands of funerals?

[haetfunerals]

We have to. More to the point, I have to!

[faux_gar]

I don't really know much about funerals, but I'll do what I can to help.