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[haetfunerals]

*Yurika's making an official announcement! The video flickers on, and she waves... as for why she's dressed as a miko, there must be some explanation for that.*

Hi, everyone! I know what happened on the moon was really terrible, and we tried our best to stop it, but we couldn't... As the captain of the Nadesico, I would like to have a moment of

Comments

[guardian_lynx]

I'm sure there was a positive sentiment when this policy was put in place, but this is patently ridiculous.

[haetfunerals]

"In the event of your death, Nergal Heavy Industries will provide a fully funded funeral according to your own specifications and officiated by a religious or government official; in the event of their absence, by your commander; in the event of your commander's death, by the highest-ranking Nergal employee in the vicinity."

I didn't even know this was in my contract...

[guardian_lynx]

Well, it's a bit of a waste of a captain's time. I'll help out where I can, but still...

[haetfunerals]

I wouldn't mind if there weren't so many!

[guardian_lynx]

Things like this should be left to the families out of respect.

Although...if it was really that many people, maybe that's not relevant this time...

[haetfunerals]

Nergal has very competitive benefits...

[guardian_lynx]

I remember. They tried to hire me once. I had to question why the funeral benefits were so...extensive, when I read the offer letter. It seemed a bit pessimistic at the time.

[haetfunerals]

I guess it's just that kind of world.

[guardian_lynx]

Or Nergal's that kind of company.

[haetfunerals]

One or the other!