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[srs_bidness]

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Comments

[baxaphobia]

I'm thankful I had a snowday today and din't start reading LJ at work. I don't use headphones so can you imagine the person in the next office wondering what the hell I was reading? Come to think of it, she needs a life so who knows? Not that it's my thing, but is the site accessible? Those blind surfers need description you know!

[srs_bidness]

Aww, man! It would've been a legendary moment in my LJ Idol career if "gaping anus" had been electronically spoken in the work place for everyone to hear.

[baxaphobia]

Yes and are you good at resume writing? Because I sure would have needed a revision after the entire office heard that!

[srs_bidness]

I must be. I got this gig as spokesman for hotanalcheerleaders.com didn't I?

[lacombe]

::: laughs :::

You, sir, are an ass. ;-)

[soopageek]

It's all about ass.

THE ASS ASSASSINS!

[lacombe]

I would assume so.

[srs_bidness]

I figured if you were sharing my post with friends this weekend, the least I could do is immortalize you officially in a srs_bidness entry. ;-)

Cheerleaders ain't my thing, but whatever tickles thine pickle.

[some_noah]

So, when I read aloud

I've never heard of them, Srs

do I pronounce that Serrrrrrrrrs (or Surrrrrrrrs) or Serious?

Just for posterity's sake, Mr. Bidness.

Re: Cheerleaders ain't my thing, but whatever tickles thine pickle.

[soopageek]

Wait, you knew about this journal and didn't tell me? What good are you people?!?!?

Re: Cheerleaders ain't my thing, but whatever tickles thine pickle.

[some_noah]

I'm the BEST people, asshole.

Besides, you'd come in here and wreck the party with your melancholy and infinite sadness or something -- and I wouldn't wanna be privy to ruining a good thing!

Re: Cheerleaders ain't my thing, but whatever tickles thine pickle.

[srs_bidness]

Wrong on all counts. It's pronounced "seerce". So do I have to worry about one of those unauthorized biographies, now? Because that would be cool as shit.

[soopageek]

Over here from some friend's journals. This is exactly what this contest needs. Some good ol' fashioned hell-raising.

[srs_bidness]

It's what everything needs.

[some_noah]

IT'S WHAT YOUR MOM NEEDS

[roads2roam]

no words.

[srs_bidness]

No, there were lots of them, you just weren't paying attention.