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Cheerleaders ain't my thing, but whatever tickles thine pickle.

[some_noah]

So, when I read aloud

I've never heard of them, Srs

do I pronounce that Serrrrrrrrrs (or Surrrrrrrrs) or Serious?

Just for posterity's sake, Mr. Bidness.

Re: Cheerleaders ain't my thing, but whatever tickles thine pickle.

[soopageek]

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Re: Cheerleaders ain't my thing, but whatever tickles thine pickle.

[some_noah]

I'm the BEST people, asshole.

Besides, you'd come in here and wreck the party with your melancholy and infinite sadness or something -- and I wouldn't wanna be privy to ruining a good thing!

Re: Cheerleaders ain't my thing, but whatever tickles thine pickle.

[srs_bidness]

Wrong on all counts. It's pronounced "seerce". So do I have to worry about one of those unauthorized biographies, now? Because that would be cool as shit.

Re: Cheerleaders ain't my thing, but whatever tickles thine pickle.

[some_noah]

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(I couldn't afford any of your high-quality work -- you go for a premium! I can kind of see why?)