So I caved in
I watched Twilight. Because as much fun as mocking the concept is, it's much more fun to mock the actua asshattery.
In 2 hours of movie... almost 2 hours, I'll be fair... there is well counter 20 minutes worth of interesting story. It's utter crack and could've bene completely prevented if any of the 8 people involved had any sort of a brain and ( Read more... )
In 2 hours of movie... almost 2 hours, I'll be fair... there is well counter 20 minutes worth of interesting story. It's utter crack and could've bene completely prevented if any of the 8 people involved had any sort of a brain and ( Read more... )
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-dies-
-revives and dies again-
AWESOME. haven't seen this movie and still don't really care about it enough to see it. but awesome retelling. that's gotta be approx. 9854739820392021496838 times better than the original xD
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I particularly liked the bit where Edward hoisted Bella haphazardly onto his back and ran up the mountain in fast forward like horses in a 1960s western movie.
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... I should really continue reading the PDF. Apparently the movie's actually an improvement.
All I can say in response is;
EDWARD: SAY MY NAME, BITCH
BELLA: EDWARD
EDWARD: NO, THE OTHER ONE
BELLA: ASSHOLE
EDWARD: NO, THE OTHER ONE
BELLA: VAMPIRE, OKAY? VAMPIRE
EDWARD: ARE YOU AFRAID?
BELLA: NO
EDWARD: Wait, what?
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As a follow up on the whole "The Cullens can't come to our beach!" thing... it is actually THAT random in the movie as well. x___X
Bonus points because they have the conversation end on a "cryptic" comment by Jacob's friend along the lines of "You won't see the Cullens here!"
then no more dialog but a cut scene cut scene to Bella and Jacob having a long moonlit walk on the beach and Bella asking about what said friend meant and I swear to god Jacob goes "Oh, you caught that huh?"
Erm... It was a little hard to miss what with the conversation ending there and the awkward silence that followed it where it seemed like all actors had forgotten their lines...!
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