Comments | squishyturtle: Phone a friend... about porn.

squishyturtle

Phone a friend... about porn.

Mar 12, 2011 02:47

Sorry, I just have to share this, because it cracks me up. I was struggling to write a not-really-a-sex-scene, and complaining about it to boneyardblues , and we somehow got into an impromptu game of WHERE DOES THE DICK GO? (TM)

( Does the dick go in the............... )

lol

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boneyardblues March 11 2011, 16:59:03 UTC

What do you mean, ABCs for perverts? Now I need to write an ABC of sexual things. K IS FOR KARMA SUTRA. P IS FOR PLUG.

squishyturtle March 11 2011, 17:02:26 UTC

A is for Ass? Or like, Anal? Astroglide?

boneyardblues March 11 2011, 17:06:51 UTC

I know that T is reserved for Thor.

squishyturtle March 11 2011, 17:10:36 UTC

AUGH WHY
MY BRAAAAAIIIIIIN

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doctorpancakes March 11 2011, 17:38:52 UTC

MARRY ME. BOTH OF YOU.

squishyturtle March 11 2011, 18:13:03 UTC

YES! YOU'VE MADE ME THE HAPPIEST GIRL ALIVE <3<3<3

I've been begging her to marry me for years now. Between the two of us, I'm sure we can convince her.

doctorpancakes March 11 2011, 19:12:29 UTC

YES. YES WE CAN!

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squishyturtle March 12 2011, 04:02:04 UTC

Haha we went to school together... where we pretty much had the same kind of conversations. And I would totally have ludicrous inappropriate chats with you.

Lol porn. And yaaay sex scene! I am shit at them. I am too easily embarrassed. That's how this whole thing started, as you can see. I want her to write all my porn for me.

voodoohedghog March 12 2011, 08:41:32 UTC

*spazzes* NIIIIIIIIICCE!

squishyturtle March 14 2011, 05:36:23 UTC

We try :D

agentadvocate March 14 2011, 05:17:37 UTC

I'm so ashamed to be laughing my ass off right now, simply at 'ORTHODOX JEW'. I effing love you.

squishyturtle March 14 2011, 05:36:12 UTC

Pfft, there is no shame. Where Does The Dick Go is a shame free zone.

We obviously have no shame, because we wrote a full on Doctor Seuss story about where the dick goes.

agentadvocate March 14 2011, 05:52:32 UTC

I think I cry a little bit more each time I read the words 'where the dick goes'. The tears. They are a river unto my face. A shameless river, but a river nonetheless.