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squirrels_oh_no

Solving Government Problems - A Proposal

Dec 18, 2008 17:22

So I was reading today that yet again members of the South Korean government have fought in session over something or another. When I say fought, I mean punches were thrown, tables were broken, people were knocked silly, etc. So it gives me an idea of how to solve the governmental crises of the United States ( Read more... )

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ohloverx December 18 2008, 17:59:41 UTC

LMAO! I think that is a great idea! You should submit your proposal to someone in Congress! I'd love to see senators and representatives battling it out! Maybe something would actually get done every once in awhile. They should allow spectators to pay a small fee and come in to watch!

squirrels_oh_no December 19 2008, 00:54:56 UTC

I forgot about being able to charge fans for admission. Well, some sessions of course would be boring. They would just talk talk talk, no fight, but if you got lucky, oh boy, you'd be in for a treat. All out fisticuffs - hey, they could even have a cage in the back for cage fights if necessary. Televised on Pay-Per-View - CONGRESSIONAL KNOCKOUTS! Dude, there is the way we'd solve all of our debts. For the men, have some really skanky chicks get elected and then have mud fighting. $49.95 per fight, yeah, they'd make some big bucks.

Or better yet...they could have a frickin Death Race or something. And just model it after the movie Death Race. I frickin loved that movie. It was pretty awesome. Now I want to buy it on DVD and see naked Jason Statham's ass...