Comments | squid_pants: Hallowe'en spookiness!

squid_pants

Hallowe'en spookiness!

Oct 31, 2006 14:39

You want scary?
As of tomorrow this mall will be in christ-mass mode!
I have to work here in that!

I intend on celebrating by nailing religious people to dead trees.

Nothing more to tell. Anyone have any questions?

vultures, really.bad.poetry

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torridandtame October 31 2006, 20:01:57 UTC

blug. That IS frightening. That hoard of gibbering idiots not knowing where they want to walk... bitches armed with perfume samples choking the air.... heat turned up so high people have strokes in their winter coats, florescent lights blinding them as they fall and hit their heads on a standing poster of Alec Baldwin pimping some sort of clock radio. Death... sweet death from a gushing head wound as the non-denominational Holiday music blares on and on....

*whimpers*

squid_pants October 31 2006, 20:13:55 UTC

The turkey people. . .

torridandtame October 31 2006, 20:20:22 UTC

*gasp* ....gobble...gobble?

squid_pants October 31 2006, 20:21:02 UTC

Know you not the legend?

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Yes! valgarth October 31 2006, 20:04:06 UTC

What kind of tree do I get? Do I get to be nailed up with my wife or do we get separate trees? Do the trees have to be dead? I'd prefer live. 'Tis the season, after all.

Re: Yes! squid_pants October 31 2006, 20:14:53 UTC

Just for that I'm nailing you up in the Jewish section! So, ummm, Kosher trees.
THINK ABOUT IT!

Re: Yes! valgarth October 31 2006, 20:17:14 UTC

Pickled in brine and garlic so they still have that tangy crunch?

Re: Yes! squid_pants October 31 2006, 20:19:43 UTC

Yup! And a Rabbi kill them by slitting their throat.
They're also rennet free, no milk and meat you know.

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t0yb0x October 31 2006, 20:29:15 UTC

nail them to dead christmas trees from last year...

and that is frightening.

soon it'll be 2007 and we'll be wondering where 2006 went.

squid_pants October 31 2006, 20:52:53 UTC

I'm going to keep 2006 in my basement where the cops will never look!

t0yb0x November 1 2006, 04:56:00 UTC

the smell might give you away!

daphne1d October 31 2006, 20:29:59 UTC

I think THAT is the day you need to dress up in a costume.

squid_pants October 31 2006, 21:09:37 UTC

Or show up naked and on fire.

wondermonkey23 October 31 2006, 20:32:45 UTC

Why does it sting, and will the red part always be that small?

squid_pants October 31 2006, 21:06:59 UTC

It stings because the tunnels it bores in your flesh to lay eggs tend to get infected from the faeces it leaves behind.
As for the red part, have you tried rubbing talcum power and yogurt on it? That usually does the trick and initiates growth.

wondermonkey23 October 31 2006, 21:08:09 UTC

Talgurt, excellent.