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squid_pants

Hallowe'en spookiness!

Oct 31, 2006 14:39

You want scary?
As of tomorrow this mall will be in christ-mass mode!
I have to work here in that!

I intend on celebrating by nailing religious people to dead trees.

Nothing more to tell. Anyone have any questions?

vultures, really.bad.poetry

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Yes! valgarth October 31 2006, 20:04:06 UTC

What kind of tree do I get? Do I get to be nailed up with my wife or do we get separate trees? Do the trees have to be dead? I'd prefer live. 'Tis the season, after all.

Re: Yes! squid_pants October 31 2006, 20:14:53 UTC

Just for that I'm nailing you up in the Jewish section! So, ummm, Kosher trees.
THINK ABOUT IT!

Re: Yes! valgarth October 31 2006, 20:17:14 UTC

Pickled in brine and garlic so they still have that tangy crunch?

Re: Yes! squid_pants October 31 2006, 20:19:43 UTC

Yup! And a Rabbi kill them by slitting their throat.
They're also rennet free, no milk and meat you know.

Re: Yes! valgarth October 31 2006, 20:21:38 UTC

Hm. Well, if it's got to be a DEAD tree, I suppose a Kosher one's the best choice.

Squidpants, for all of your cruci-fiction healthy choices needs since 2006.

Re: Yes! squid_pants October 31 2006, 20:36:51 UTC

It needs a catchy slogan I think.
Like, "I can't believe it's not blasphemy!"

Re: Yes! valgarth October 31 2006, 20:47:58 UTC

Mmmmmmmm. Sacriliscious.

Re: Yes! squid_pants October 31 2006, 20:51:47 UTC

Self rightious? Or rightiously yummy!

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