EPISODE UPDATE: THE LADYPIG REGIME AWAITS ( Read more... )

( I R not a rat )

It R wet.
I R sulking
It R moms fault

Mom try to hug me other day
I farted on her 3 time
that will lern her

We hates sprouts.
cooked or raw.
*YUCK*
that is all

It hav been a while.
Changes are afoot.
Firstly Mom hav captured two new lads:( Alf Fuzzbucket and the Doo-Ron Ron )

Mom and that bloke wot hangs around are watching "the lion cub from harrods ( Read more... )

Apolojulls for absinss
Its all been abowt the new long eared freaks wot hav infested momsflat


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I has the hump big style. I has been dragged to the vets for removal of my lovely fattylump. It hurt. I has a shaved belly and I is not speaking to Mom or that horrid bloke what hangs around.
Bastards

As oldest and longest ruling pig, I now declare myself Supreme Emperor-pig


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( and if that Alanpig comes near me again, he'll regret it )