❅second ramble❅ >> voice {ROMANCE EVENT}

[selfdeprecator]

Okay, so can someone please explain to me what the hell is going on exactly because I swear to god there are at least three dragons just casually hanging out around the towers and a pirate ship in the Lake and - WILL YOU STOP PINCHING ME!? - and has anyone seen the squid at all because I'm really not sure if that thing is going to be okay with its

Comments

[protectthem]

Dear Lady, are you in danger?! Do you find yourself in need of assistance?

1/2

[selfdeprecator]

2/2

[selfdeprecator]

No I'm fine.

[protectthem]

I will take things at your word, my Lady, but previously the tenor of your voice expressed much upset and unhappiness.

[admirestheroses]

I'm surely the one who is dreaming.

Dear maiden, your voice is absolutely melodious to my ears. I find it tragic that I have not yet come across your wonderful presence. Might we meet some time so I may put face to such a captivating sound?

[selfdeprecator]

No.

[admirestheroses]

You wound me, milady. Nothing in the entire world would make me happier than to see you in person and compliment what I am sure is one of the most lovely and exquisite flowers. Surely you will not deny me this divine pleasure?

[selfdeprecator]

Okay, do not tell me what I can and can't do because I will prove you wrong every damn time, all right, the amount of things in this world that I am physically, mentally and emotionally incapable of doing would probably make you fall over or something, so just. Don't.

[bitingretort]

You're dreaming. Feel better now?

[selfdeprecator]

Not really.

Please tell me you don't think you're a pirate.

[bitingretort]

Think? No.

I am a fearsome pirate of these seven seas, and have been for the last few years under my great captain.

keywords, 1/2

[selfdeprecator]

[barbedpatience]

Why would you believe something just because someone told it to you?

[selfdeprecator]

Because I wanted to?

[barbedpatience]

That doesn't make any logical sense.

[selfdeprecator]

Hi, I'm Janie, nice to meet you.

[cosmogenic]

Believing a lie...? Even if the truth is painful, there is strength in accepting it.