❅second ramble❅ >> voice {ROMANCE EVENT}

[selfdeprecator]

Okay, so can someone please explain to me what the hell is going on exactly because I swear to god there are at least three dragons just casually hanging out around the towers and a pirate ship in the Lake and - WILL YOU STOP PINCHING ME!? - and has anyone seen the squid at all because I'm really not sure if that thing is going to be okay with its

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[bitingretort]

You're dreaming. Feel better now?

[selfdeprecator]

Not really.

Please tell me you don't think you're a pirate.

[bitingretort]

Think? No.

I am a fearsome pirate of these seven seas, and have been for the last few years under my great captain.

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[selfdeprecator]

[selfdeprecator]

I hate my life.

[bitingretort]

Harsh.

[selfdeprecator]

Give it a week and you'll agree with me.

[bitingretort]

Maybe someone should show you how to live, then.

[selfdeprecator]

No. Friends don't let friends do stupid things as pirates.

[bitingretort]

The life of a pirate already includes stupid things. You're a few years too late.