two - voice:.

[tama_drama]

[[All of this is spoken in a rather mumbled whisper]]

Some, um...

[lots of uncomfortable rustling in the background. Cough cough.]I'm, uh...pretty sure that everyone heard I killed Mr. Owl last week. It was a shame, and such a beautiful owl soul was lost when he just sort of...careened into my orange juice

Comments

[1/2]

[unstppableforce]

[2/2]

[unstppableforce]

...I presume traditional funeral attire is required.

[tama_drama]

Yes! Oh, yes - perhaps even black arm bands embroidered with his name: 'Mr. Owl!'

[unstppableforce]

Of course. Why would you do anything less.

[naturalheroine]

...Seriously? Aren't you taking this a little too far?

[tama_drama]

Too far? How is this too far, Mon cheri? It's simply a tribute to Mr. Owl's memory!

[naturalheroine]

He was an owl, not your best friend.

[tama_drama]

He was the best owl!

[devilishhikaru]

You're seriously going through with this? It was just some silly messenger owl.

[tama_drama]

But it had a soul! And I thought it would be the honorable thing.

[devilishhikaru]

Soul or not, I'm sure he doesn't care.

You know, being dead and all.

[chairisinpark]

How did you manage to kill an owl?

[tama_drama]

It sorta just flew into my head and drowned in my orange juice, I think.

[chairisinpark]

[He's laughing. Just a little.]

How much orange juice did you have?

[tama_drama]

A goblet full...? Why do you ask?