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[[All of this is spoken in a rather mumbled whisper]]
Some, um...
[lots of uncomfortable rustling in the background. Cough cough.]
I'm, uh...pretty sure that everyone heard I killed Mr. Owl last week. It was a shame, and such a beautiful owl soul was lost when he just sort of...careened into my orange juice.
BUT! I would like to take the high road and give Mr. Owl - who I found to be named Alistair - a proper funeral. I was thinking a procession starting from the owlery to some grave on the grounds, where there could be a proper ceremony for Mr. Owl's send off. TAPS, and eulogies, and blank bands and a little mini coffin...~
[[Clears throat and projects voice!]]
And I would love if everyone came to see him off!
...Thankyouthatisall.
Some, um...
[lots of uncomfortable rustling in the background. Cough cough.]
I'm, uh...pretty sure that everyone heard I killed Mr. Owl last week. It was a shame, and such a beautiful owl soul was lost when he just sort of...careened into my orange juice.
BUT! I would like to take the high road and give Mr. Owl - who I found to be named Alistair - a proper funeral. I was thinking a procession starting from the owlery to some grave on the grounds, where there could be a proper ceremony for Mr. Owl's send off. TAPS, and eulogies, and blank bands and a little mini coffin...~
[[Clears throat and projects voice!]]
And I would love if everyone came to see him off!
...Thankyouthatisall.