At first I thought this movie was a joke.  Then I realized that it was really crazy right-wing propoganda.  I especially enjoyed the twinkle in John Edwards eye and teeth. 

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Last night, Jake and I went to the "pumpkin patch" at a local church.  We picked out the perfect pumpkin, brought it home, and created a two-level cutout image of John Wayne on Photoshop.  We lovingly pinned the template onto our pumpkin, traced the outline, and carved The Duke's face into our pumpkin.  The process took about four hours.  We were ( Read more... )

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by   nikalissa

i know of a wonderful neck
that likes to listen to beck
and of pain there should be not a fleck
on therese's wonderful neck

when she's well i'm sure she'll come home
and not fly on a jet plane to rome
and then hit me on my stupid dome
when she's well enough to come home!

the neck is in love with a jake
a jake that's so good with a rake!
and he ( Read more... )

Argg.  I miss leaving my house to go somewhere other than work and the grocery store.  Someone should rescue me!

I've finally finished my portfolio, but I think I might reprint it on a non-shitty printer at Kinkos.  Spending money on it sucks, though, since the reason I have to make the portfolio is to get a job that I need because I don't have ( Read more... )

+20 Jake just came to visit ( Read more... )

This idea was stolen from nikalissa , who stole it from jameth , who stole it from the_passives .

POST A LINE FROM YOUR 23rd ENTRY (do it)
...and here's mine...
26 January 2004
"fucking quaaludes in adidas."

hmmm, i'd forgotten about that fiasco.

I haven't updated in quite a while. I'm sad and I miss things. I randomly moved back to Kissimmee and now everything is weird. I'm pissed that I have a degree and a freakin high school student has seniority over me at my stupid job. I need a real job. I'm such a loser. I'm broke as a joke. Plus I want to punch that high school girl ( Read more... )