It isn't so much insomnia; it's a fear of going to sleep ( Read more... )

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!??!?!?!

I'm no good. You're no better ( Read more... )

Holy shit, dude. I'm moving in 13 days.. That's all. The end..

Capeesh?

He's amazing.

Pretty sure Valentine's Day can lick my ass. I hate guys. Really, I do.

Let me assure you, I'm up to no good.

There is no place like the Keys. I've figured that out. Weekdays are slow, weekends are insane. I'd better slow down, I'm freakin' out, man!

So what if he's 21? ...or 18?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wooby!

1. Over 2000 people have now climbed Wooby, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
2. All swans in England belong to Wooby.
3. Wooby was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
4. Wooby is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
5. Until the 1960s, Wooby was not allowed to enter Disneyland.

LITTLE GREEN BAG!

( OHMYGODICUTITALLOFF!!! ♥ )