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[spudein34]

I split a guy's eye open today in my MMA (mixed martial arts) sparring group. not his eye specifically, but right above his eye, a typical boxing cut

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[afi_devotchka]

ewww, i was imagining you split his eye open like a grape, all gooey eye-y stuff spilling out. ewww.

[firefeather_imp]

Grapetastic.

I call bullshit, I don't believe anything you say about beating up aaaaaaaanybody.

Especially the ninja squirrels with their monkey escorts.