well, rite, spuddos playin da huffelpuff champyon at gobstons! shes propa winning! lyk all da tym!

....Nah, not reeli.

Lets just get 1 thing str8 ere. ASBO IS DA BEST. DA MINTEST OF DA MINT. everione calls er Asbo.

ASBO DA MINT!

Dats her nam, nd bein mint is her game! nd dats da truf! dont beliv nething spuddo sez.

MINT M8Z!

MINT M8Z!

U R!

MI!

MINT!!

M88888888888888888888888888!!!!!!!!!!!!

...Asbo is well cooler dan Spuddo. NAH.

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