Different Perspective, Same Argument (Tsubasa, Kurogane/Fai)
Poke. Poke-poke.
“Stop that.”
Poke. Poke. “Stop what, Kuro-rin?”
“You’re doing this just to irritate me, aren’t you?”
“Why, Kuro-pii-pii, whatever do you mean?”
Huffed sigh. “Do you have to act like a buffoon at every opportunity?”
“I don’t see why you’re so unhappy, Kuro-Kuro. It’s not like I’m poking you.”
“You’re in my body right now, so it’s close enough. Stop it.”
“But, Kuro-tan! It’s so pretty!”
“…did you lose part of your brain when we switched bodies?”
“Noooo.” Impish grin. “You know, you can poke my body too if you like. It’s only fair.”
“Why would I want to do that?”
“Oh, Kuro-pin, you must be curious. Think of all the things you can do with my body!”
“No.”
“But you can make it do things it’s never done before! Like this!”
“I don’t care and… what the hell are you doing to my body?!”
“See? Pretty!”
“I’m going to kill you.”
“You do realize that’s most likely a form of suicide right now, yes?”
“You’re enjoying this, aren’t you?”
“Immensely.” Dramatically flung arms. “Come on Kuro-kibibble, stop being so dour! I look terrible scowling - and I’m sure I can think of a better use for both of our mouths.”
“Now? Like this?!”
Shrug. “Why not? Sakura-chan is sleeping and Shaoran-kun is too embarrassed over being in Sakura-chan’s body to do much more than huddle under the covers until we leave. Besides,” Sensuous wiggle. “It must be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity - having sex with yourself.”
“You’re sick.”
“And when has that ever bothered you before?”
Not entirely convincing huff. “Will it shut you up?”
“There’s only one way to… mmm. I’m guessing yes.”
“Good. Now get over here.”
Chuckle. “You know what’s funny?”
“Besides the fact that you’re still talking?”
“Whichever way we do this, you’re going to bottom.”
“…I hate you.”
Poke. “That’s okay Kuro-sama. I forgive you.”
~owari
“Stop that.”
Poke. Poke. “Stop what, Kuro-rin?”
“You’re doing this just to irritate me, aren’t you?”
“Why, Kuro-pii-pii, whatever do you mean?”
Huffed sigh. “Do you have to act like a buffoon at every opportunity?”
“I don’t see why you’re so unhappy, Kuro-Kuro. It’s not like I’m poking you.”
“You’re in my body right now, so it’s close enough. Stop it.”
“But, Kuro-tan! It’s so pretty!”
“…did you lose part of your brain when we switched bodies?”
“Noooo.” Impish grin. “You know, you can poke my body too if you like. It’s only fair.”
“Why would I want to do that?”
“Oh, Kuro-pin, you must be curious. Think of all the things you can do with my body!”
“No.”
“But you can make it do things it’s never done before! Like this!”
“I don’t care and… what the hell are you doing to my body?!”
“See? Pretty!”
“I’m going to kill you.”
“You do realize that’s most likely a form of suicide right now, yes?”
“You’re enjoying this, aren’t you?”
“Immensely.” Dramatically flung arms. “Come on Kuro-kibibble, stop being so dour! I look terrible scowling - and I’m sure I can think of a better use for both of our mouths.”
“Now? Like this?!”
Shrug. “Why not? Sakura-chan is sleeping and Shaoran-kun is too embarrassed over being in Sakura-chan’s body to do much more than huddle under the covers until we leave. Besides,” Sensuous wiggle. “It must be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity - having sex with yourself.”
“You’re sick.”
“And when has that ever bothered you before?”
Not entirely convincing huff. “Will it shut you up?”
“There’s only one way to… mmm. I’m guessing yes.”
“Good. Now get over here.”
Chuckle. “You know what’s funny?”
“Besides the fact that you’re still talking?”
“Whichever way we do this, you’re going to bottom.”
“…I hate you.”
Poke. “That’s okay Kuro-sama. I forgive you.”
~owari