Title: Equal Opportunity
Author: cleflink
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Warnings: Should one warn for xeno when it's the point of the fic? Glossed sexual situations. Also, crack.
Word count: 1800
Prompt: xeno-kink, five things Dean has screwed that weren’t human.

Summary: Dean does Hollywood the supernatural world. Sam is unenthused.

( The entire supernatural world had apparently decided to promote his brother to the status of town bicycle while Sam wasn't looking )

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His character slips enough for a cocky grin and Cinna cuffs him lightly on the shoulder before turning, lumbering back onto the stage as only a wicked king’s manservant can lumber. Blank makes a face at his retreating back, rubbing his shoulder where the armour chafes as he watches light flash off his sword with every sweep of Marcus’ hand.

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Poke. Poke-poke.
“Stop that.”

Poke. Poke. “Stop what, Kuro-rin?”

“You’re doing this just to irritate me, aren’t you?”

“Why, Kuro-pii-pii, whatever do you mean?”

Huffed sigh. “Do you have to act like a buffoon at every opportunity?”

“I don’t see why you’re so unhappy, Kuro-Kuro. It’s not like I’m poking you.”

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Cloud rolled his eyes. “Where else would I be?”

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Cloud eyed her warily. “Yes?”

Her cheeks dimpled as she smiled - a distinct warning. “Would you go and ask Sora and the others what they’d like for dinner tonight?”

Oh. That wasn’t nearly as embarrassing as he’d expected.

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