Doomsday Device? [Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, G]

[sekiharatae]

Title:  Doomsday Device?
Author:  sekiharatae
Rating:  G
Word Count:  450ish
Prompt:  Cloud/Tifa: Something new - What the hell kind of anniversary gift had Yuffie given them?!
Warnings:  None
A/N:  I hadn't originally planned to write anything for this round, but nobody else had taken this prompt (so it looked lonely...?)

Comments

[gargoule]

i seen the pictures of the whacked out machine... i thought at first - Matrix. then...i thought of Fruit Fucker

needless to say, I am amused.

[sekiharatae]

Wheee! Amused is good. =)

[aliale]

Dear Tae,

it's sucky here and rainy, so THANK YOU for brightening my lousy morning :D I laughed out loud at the "monument to one of Corel Prison’s less memorable monsters"
Precious! :D

[sekiharatae]

*hugs* I'm glad I could help. ^_^

(And tell me that the picture of the bullmotor on finalfantasy wiki doesn't look like this machine! I was delighted. =D)

[windrider1]

I want that machine. O.o Also, prompt=WIN! awesome as usual! ((HUGS TIGHT))

[sekiharatae]

It is probably frighteningly expensive (to go with it's frightening appearance!) Sometimes reality is more bizarre than fiction. ;)

[fenikkusuken]

o.O

I've seen some bizarre things in obscure corners of the 'net over the course of my job, but that sucker wins the 'WTF of the Week' award!

Thank you for the entertaining start to my day!

[sekiharatae]

Woot! You're welcome. And when I saw it, the fic was pretty much written right then. How could I resist?!

[osirissconsort]

Bhah. Only Yuffie, man...That's actually a completely awesome espresso machine. I want it now.
Cloud and Tifa, just sitting there like, "...WTF, dude..." And Yuffie on the other end all, "It's so awesome, right?!" Hilarious. Beautiful interaction right there. You are a wonder, Miss Tae. *applause*

[sekiharatae]

LOL. The machine seems to be pretty popular here. ;)

I'm glad you enjoyed!