I am so nervous about everything my stomach is churning and I feel my pulse racing. The coffee that I have consumed has only contributed to the slight burning sensation in my stomach ( Read more... )

"We all should be born with a graph measuring our potential."

"I am a waste of a fetus."

"I am a wart, growth, canker sore feeding off of you"

"I want to get paid to molest grass".

I saw an old man with a cane wobble onto the bus wearing a trucker hat saying "I may be over the hill, but I'm not dead."

*****

Went to the Graduate and ( Read more... )

I like to drink copious amounts of coffee because it makes me simultaneously feel full, so that I don't want to eat, and empty so that I am hyperaware of my physical body and my surroundings. I become aware of my hip bones that jut out a little, which I like to rub and feel with my fingers at night in the complete darkness when I'm lying flat on ( Read more... )

I am feverish. Hot. Sweaty. Delusional ( Read more... )

You know how they sell hot dogs in packets of 12 and buns in packages of 8?

Well that's what the Madison Pub is like...

I am so not a fan of that place. ICK.

She's always aspired to be more beautiful and accepted ( Read more... )

Note to self: Don't start a water fight when you're wearing a white dress.

Friday: I 'accidentally' instigated a water fight at Jane's. She was having a party. It was a hot and extremely humid night. The hose was just lying there on the grass, and I was planning to just shake the excess water onto people...but sequentially somehow the water tap ( Read more... )

Last night while crossing Spadina to get to the median where the stop for the street car was, I managed to trip over absolutely nothing and fall flat on my face and stomach, arms and legs flailing in front of a crowd of people. Didn't move for a good 15 seconds, rather stunned that I was lying on the dirty ground. I skinned both of my knees and was ( Read more... )

I went to see Shakespeare's As You Like It at High Park tonight. Shayna and I brought tons of food with us and had a little picnic, pigging out on olives, chickpea salad, potato salad, pita and hummus, brie, nectarines, and chocolate brownies before the show. All washed down with beer. It was pretty fabulous to see so many people sitting outside ( Read more... )

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