Comments | sporkmetender: It's the first ever Random Haiku Thursday, people!

sporkmetender

It's the first ever Random Haiku Thursday, people!

Mar 26, 2009 00:00

Okay, so here’s how this RHT thing works:

You give me a prompt.
I write a haiku based on your prompt.
Everyone comments with appreciation/sarcasm.

But it’s going to have to be a little more complicated than that, because I’d like to do it every week, and if pigs fly I do it well enough, there may eventually be a lot of prompts and comments to sort ( Read more... )

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gizmospur March 26 2009, 05:18:08 UTC

Almost as cool as CAPSLOCK TUESDAY. Almost. But to be fair, CAPSLOCK TUESDAY is pretty freaking amazing so even by comparison this still manages to be awesome! ;)

Okay so I'd like a haiku about a goose, please!

sporkmetender March 26 2009, 05:28:46 UTC

my friend spur (the goose)
did not read the rules before
asking for haiku

gizmospur March 26 2009, 05:56:34 UTC

SHE DID TOO BUT SHE WANTS A GOOSE HAIKU, DAMN TO THE IT

sporkmetender March 26 2009, 06:02:29 UTC

Okay, okay. Here you go:

Always "Mother" Goose.
"Why never 'Father?'" you ask.
The damn goose is gay!

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sporkmetender March 26 2009, 05:45:14 UTC

Blondes may "have more fun"
But Andy knows Miranda
Would punch his lights out

(no TKOs for Miranda)

Thanks for helping me get this unwieldy beast off the ground :)

priestly_s550 March 26 2009, 05:52:38 UTC

OMG, rofl. i loves it!

sporkmetender March 26 2009, 05:54:16 UTC

Cool beans. Thanks for participating *grins*

priestly_s550 March 26 2009, 05:44:58 UTC

PROMPT DWP, Mirandy, Miranda vs Christian - blondie issue, crack *please*

hope it's better now ;)

sporkmetender March 26 2009, 05:45:42 UTC

lol I already forgave you :P

piratesarah March 26 2009, 05:58:36 UTC

PMS, in praise of chocolate, and in complaint of idiotic girls who don't appreciate you enough.

:/

What a stupid world.

sporkmetender March 26 2009, 06:09:33 UTC

Oh PMS, let
Me count the ways i hate you
One: some girls are dumb.

Two: bloating is SO
Not in any way cool, and
The cramps aren't either.

But the chocolate!
Oh, chocolate, how I love
Thy dreamy tongue-melt.

piratesarah March 26 2009, 06:20:12 UTC

you are the best.

sporkmetender March 26 2009, 06:27:10 UTC

Thanks! But actually, I'm the second best. YOU are the original best. <3

Hope you feel better soon :)

gizmospur March 26 2009, 06:21:31 UTC

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

sporkmetender March 26 2009, 06:26:00 UTC

Sometimes your mom's face
Makes less sense than a haiku.
Sneeze, elephant, sneeze!

gizmospur March 26 2009, 06:29:03 UTC

My mom is hawt shiz like you don't even know!

Actually, that's very serious. We go do stuff together and get the "So do you think they're sisters?" leery remarks and she's smug while I'm completely grossed out.

sporkmetender March 26 2009, 06:31:38 UTC

Wow. That's...both awkward and seriously icky. I can't even imagine if that happened w/ me and my mom. *shudders*

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