It's the first ever Random Haiku Thursday, people!

[sporkmetender]

Okay, so here’s how this RHT thing works:

1. You give me a prompt.
2. I write a haiku based on your prompt.
3. Everyone comments with appreciation/sarcasm.

But it’s going to have to be a little more complicated than that, because I’d like to do it every week, and if pigs fly I do it well enough, there may eventually be a lot of prompts and comments to sort

Comments

[gizmospur]

Almost as cool as CAPSLOCK TUESDAY. Almost. But to be fair, CAPSLOCK TUESDAY is pretty freaking amazing so even by comparison this still manages to be awesome! ;)

Okay so I'd like a haiku about a goose, please!

[sporkmetender]

my friend spur (the goose)
did not read the rules before
asking for haiku

[gizmospur]

SHE DID TOO BUT SHE WANTS A GOOSE HAIKU, DAMN TO THE IT

[sporkmetender]

Okay, okay. Here you go:

Always "Mother" Goose.
"Why never 'Father?'" you ask.
The damn goose is gay!

[gizmospur]

HAHAHAHA T'ANK YOU BB!

[sporkmetender]

You're welcome, dear. Sorry I had to make an example of you! (a little bit sorry, anyway. I'm wasn't gonna lose sleep or anything ;)

[sporkmetender]

LOL bad karma on me. *sigh*

*I, not I'm *headdesk*

[gizmospur]

Did you make an exmaple out of me? Well I hope everyone else picks up on it because I definitely missed it! :P

[sporkmetender]

*sigh* I guess I'm just too nice.

Can you train me to be more like you? I will lick your boots/super-sexi knee-highs every day for a year if you teach me your evil seductive ways, Frau Leutnant. You'll have to provide the handcuffs, though. I broke the last pair yesterday in the bathroom...sad times, no?

[gizmospur]

But wait, did I need to be made an example? I mean, I'll gladly be one if need be, just tell me what sign I need to hold!

Wait wait, are you wanting training by me or under me? Two very different things, bb. Very sad times, yes. I think maybe this situation should be rectified, y/y?

[sporkmetender]

I think I'll go with "under." Yes, definitely under. *nods*

*lies down* *holds out wrists* How do you want me?

[gizmospur]

Well aren't you very trusting. I could be terrible, you know. If I was like, hung over and plagued with pneumonia while nursing a broken leg. But it could happen.

[sporkmetender]

You mean you didn't notice the handcuff key taped between my fingers? And the throwing star in the small of my back?

[gizmospur]

Throwing stars I'm down with. Extra keys must go.

[sporkmetender]

Fine, fine. *hands you the key*

But you can't take away my mad ninja skillz, biotech!

[gizmospur]

Well no. I just tie those down with extensive leather straps. Duuuuuh.