BUY MY SHIT

[spoonerisms]

okay friends, so i am trying to liquidate all my heavy stuff before i move, that means cheap stuff for you so here:

Comments

[fabulushhhh]

you think i could come over and sniff stuff to pick out what i'd like?

[spoonerisms]

absolutely! give me a call and let me know whenever would be good for you :]

[heatherns]

I totally want to buy a ton, but I just found out I owe $500 extra dollars this week for my wedding chapel, so I need to sort that out and get back to you!

[spoonerisms]

:[ i'm sorry to hear about that! that's total bullsh and if you want i will smash anyone that needs smashing!

[heatherns]

yes plz smash whoever rented it for a wedding on the day that I wanted (15 minutes before I called) and forced me to take one day after, and also smash whoever decided city park shelters must be paid in full one week after rental!

[heatherns]

wait, I lied, I got my chapel invoice today and my $300 key deposit isn't due until I pick up the key!!! So I will take three lip balms, but plz halp me choose scents.

Do you think peppermint pomegranate would taste good? If so, one of those.
grapefruit sage (taking your suggestion)
peach clove

also tbh I never use my paypal so I'm not sure how; will the invoice be self-explanatory? :/

[mueble]

I WANT SOAPS

avocado
lemon
sage

email me: blindwatermelon at gmail i'll have you send them to my hawaiian address as i will be there for a couple of weeks before i go home.

and send me a paypal bill or somethin'

[mueble]

do you make mango or strawberry or watermelon soaps? cuz i would buy those too

[spoonerisms]

unfortunately, some of the oils don't work well with the soap base well, so the ones that don't transfer from the lip balm to the soap can't work for both :/

[spoonerisms]

actually i have a new soap base that is more like glycerine than creamy like the goat's milk, and i'm going to try those oils in that one and see how it works out :] i'll let you know if it's yay or nay!

[writerboz]

this is cool but girly stuff is for girls

[spoonerisms]

WHAT there are some very masculine scents i pride myself in being providing something for both females AND males. all of my guy friends use my lip balm and love it ok

[spoonerisms]

and EVERYONE needs softy, unchapped lips

[writerboz]

Okay whatever what scents are masculine? And I use Burt's Bees on my lips and they're nice and soft.