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yesterday a homeless man ejaculated on my blouse.
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Today in History
1952 Pandit Nehru becomes premier of India
1981 Pope John Paul II shot, wounded by assailant in St. Peter's Square
1983 Reggie Jackson is 1st major leaguer to strike out 2,000 times
1989 Approx 2,000 students begin hunger strike in Tiananmen Square, China
1992 3 astronauts simultaneous walked in space for the 1st time
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i need new lj friends. all of you bastards have moved on from livejournal and no longer update. I HATE YOU ALL, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WONT READ THIS.
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i've deleted a ton of people off of my friends list. if you still wanna read this travesty comment and i'll re-add you. otherwise, it was nice knowing you. -
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Ingredients: CORN, PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED SOYBEAN AND/OR CANOLA OIL, SALT, BUTTERMILK, TOMATO AND ONION AND GARLIC POWDERS, MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE (FLAVOR ENHANCER), CORN SYRUP SOLIDS, SUGAR, CHEDDAR CHEESE (MADE FROM CULTURED MILK, SALT AND ENZYMES), NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, LACTIC AND MALIC ACIDS (FOR TARTNESS), SPICES, SODIUM DIACETATE (FOR ( Read more... ) -
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“He that has eyes to see and ears to hear may convince himself that no mortal can keep a secret. If his lips are silent, he chatters with his fingertips; betrayal oozes out of him at every pore”
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