Dear McCain,

Frequent blinking is a body language signal that screams "I am lying". You are a politician. You should be aware of this and able to control it by now. Come the hell on.

-Alex

( Why I may have been a little pissy lately. )

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I have had a sore throat for what feels like forever. Now, it has morphed into the kind of illness where everything you eat tastes gross and horrible. Like sort of a horrible, poisonous tasting aftertaste. After everything. But I'm hungry.

ARG.

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Aw I woke up super cranky because... well mostly because my mom called and woke me up to tell me to go do things, which is no big deal except that I didn't want to wake up yet. And then the dog kicked a bunch of dirt at me cause he's a jerk. But the moral of the story is that Travis bought me socks. And apparently Sock Dreams is a real live store ( Read more... )

This is actually really kind of annoying, mostly because I think that anyone who can't figure out how to register to vote without a celebrity telling them to probably shouldn't anyway (but you know me, and my intolerance for stupid)...

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...BUT, Jonah Hill and Sarah Silverman kind of make it worth the few minutes.

need to stop being such dumb whores. You know?

I don't understand how I can wear a shirt for years without ripping out the tag, and then all of a sudden, one day, it becomes completely intolerable.