"All business up front, party in the back." - Quotes Post #2!

[lazy_daze]

Welcome to this month's Quotes Post!

This month I want to hear all your favourite funny quotes from SPN - in our five-and-a-bit seasons, we have gone to some seriously wacky and amusing places, not to mention the humour that characterises SPN even in darker episodes - there's a wealth of humour in the show for all its angst and gore, so post some

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[13chapters]

Doctor: You are the finest cerebrovascular neurosurgeon I have ever met, and I have met plenty. So that girl died on your table! It wasn't your fault. It wasn't anybody's fault. Sometimes people just die.

Sam: I have no idea what you're saying to me.

Doctor: You're afraid. You're afraid to operate again. And you're afraid to love.

Sam: Yeah, we're getting out of here.

[grace_fully]

Dean: The secretary's name is Carly. She's 23, she kayaks, and they're real.
Sam: You didn't happen to ask her if she's seen any black dogs lately, did you?
Dean: Every complaint called in this week about anything big, black or doglike. There's 19 calls in all. And, uh, I don't know what this is.
Sam: You mean Carly's MySpace address?
Dean: Yeah, MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like some sort of porn site?

[painted_pain]

god, I love that moment. Dean, your faaaaaaaaaaace. *pinches cheeks*

[salty_catfish]

Tall Tales. I was laughing right from "She was a classy chick" but "Sorry, I just . . . can't even concentrate. It's like staring . . . into the sun." had me on the floor. BECAUSE IT STRUCK WAY TOO CLOSE TO HOME.

[oxoniensis]

Tall Tales never fails to crack me up! I so love their alternate versions of each other!

[salty_catfish]

I ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR PAIN

[painted_pain]

TOO PRECIOUS FOR THIS WORLD

Quiz!

[oxoniensis]

I give you one word of a quote, you quote as much back as you can without checking anywhere.

1. Apple

2. Unicorn

3. Latte

Re: Quiz!

[painted_pain]

1. I hope your apple pie is freaking worth it!

2. I hear unicorns are real and that they shoot rainbows out their asses.

3. Your half-caf double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.

Did I get them all right? Did I?

Re: Quiz!

[oxoniensis]

Pretty damn close! \o/

Re: Quiz!

[painted_pain]

Really? Awesome! What ones did I not get?

[big_heart_june]

Wendigo: Oh sweetheart. I don't do shorts.

Red Sky at Morning:

Dean:
Look at you. Sticking up for your girlfriend. You cougar hound.
Sam:
Bite me.
Dean:
Not if she bites you first.

Playthings: SO much awesome in this ep!

Dean:
I just figured after Ava there'd be, uh, you know, more angst and droopy music and staring out the rainy windows, and...
yeah, I'll shut up now.

Dean:
Wow. That attitude is just way too healthy for me, and I'm officially uncomfortable now. Thank you.

Dean:
What'd you mean we look the type?

Dean:
Don't go surfing porn, that's not the kind of whacking I mean.

The Magnificent Seven:

Sam:
Let me see your knife.
Dean:
What for?
Sam:
So I can gouge my eyes out.
Dean:
It was a beautiful, natural act, Sam.
Sam:
It's a part of you I never wanted to see, Dean.

Dean:
What's in the box?!

[painted_pain]

Oh sweetheart. I don't do shorts. Dean, you lieeeeeeeeee. Plum snuggles. *snorts*

Dean: Don't go surfing porn, that's not the kind of whacking I mean. Best big brother ever!