SPN: Fourth of July, by Malcolm St James

[malcolm_stjay]

Title: Fourth of July
Author: malcolm_stjay
Characters: Dean, Sam. Amulet of Tine.
Word Count: 850
Rating: R (for language and run-on sentences)

Comments

[garnet_words]

AHAHAHAHA!

Awesome.

[malcolm_stjay]

THANKS!

[kuromatic]

Very amusing. I especially liked this imagery. The whole giant sparkler in the marsh thing with this gem making it seem very Dean:

“Whoa whoa whoa,” Dean blurted, making frantic calming gestures with his gun.

Hee

[malcolm_stjay]

There's nothing quite as soothing as frantic hand gestures from a man holding a gun.

Also? K I'M REALLY HUNGRY. Must... not... go to McDonalds...

*is weak*

[bigmamag]

LMAO! I LOVE YOUR BRAND OF CRACK!

[malcolm_stjay]

THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU!

Er, I mean. WHAT?!

[bitterbird]

hahahaha your brain is so much awesome sparkly fun!

[malcolm_stjay]

Thank you!

*whispers* It's all the drugs.

[krisd81]

Ahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahaaahahha!

Oh God. Your mind.

[malcolm_stjay]

I'M MORE THAN JUST A MIND, YOU KNOW. I've got a body too!

*cries*

Just jokin', bb. [I just wrote 'just jonkin' and it made me laugh waaaay harder than it should've.]

[krisd81]

SPELLING ISSUES ARE FUNNY. I'M LAUGHING AT YOU TOO.

ALSO, YOU SMELL GOOD. DID YOU SHOWER TODAY?

[malcolm_stjay]

NOPE, I didn't shower. I just loaded up on deodorant and sprayed a lot of perfume around. YOU LIKE>