Fic: Kitteh Porn

[mandraco]

Title: Kitteh Porn
Rating: R
Author: mandraco
Disclaimer: This is fanfiction. I didn't invent these characters or settings. I just glued them together.
Genre: Gen-ish. (Read the title again.)
Wordcount: 561
Characters/Pairings: Sam, Dean, OFC (Original Female Cat), YED!Kitteh
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: [I don't want to spoil the story but you probably should read the warnings.]Cat sex. Talk of murdering a pregnant cat or several.

Comments

[peepingdru]

lol...yes::DDDD

[mandraco]

Lol. Thanks! =)

[amberdreams]

Cat's Protection League's will have Dean's guts for garters!

[mandraco]

I thought about not having Dean steal and kill a bunch of cats, but this Dean's a little out of touch with reality for some reason.

[dollysdoodles]

Ok this was..... *falls of bed from laughing*

[mandraco]

Glad you enjoyed it. =)

[antrazi]

Hm, I guess there aren't any after-pills for cats...

[mandraco]

Not that I know of. But I'm not a vet. =)

Okay, so now I'm imagining a scenario where Sam calls Amelia about this.

"Hey Amelia, I know we ended on bad terms and all, but my brother got this cat pregnant and I'm wondering if you've got like some sort of morning after pill because I don't want him to have to kill the cat and the kittens, you know? What? Huh? No! Of course I didn't mean that he got the cat pregnant. There was another cat. With yellow eyes. I know you don't see what's so important about the colour of his eyes... You know what Amelia? This was a bad idea."

[antrazi]

That would be a bit arkward

[mandraco]

Morning afters are always awkward. =)

[lolaann1]

Wow I am speechless and trying to picture what a 'cat farm' would look like.

[mandraco]

Is it a cat farm? Or is it just a farm that happens to have a lot of cats? (That's not what I was thinking when I wrote that, but now it is.)

[lolaann1]

I like to imagine that the cats are running the farm, wearing overalls and driving tiny tractors and stuff.

[mandraco]

Lol. Ripped straight out of a kids book.