voice;

[buildsfriends]

I DID NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS UNTIL YOUR FATHER GOT HOME, but he is taking too long and it is a matter that needs dressing! So put a shirt on.

CHURCH.

I know you are a gay robot. And I know that Tex is too lady and too tough for you sometimes.

But I can't let you date Agent Washington.

He's crazy. He will probably do horrible

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[buildsfriends]

YOU TURNED CHURCH INTO AN ALIVE PERSON WITH CREEPY MIND POWERS.

THAT IS DATING.

[Voice]

[onastakeout]

[and when she thought that nothing could ever surprise her again...] A gay robot?

[Voice]

[buildsfriends]

Yes.

Church is a very. Very unique person.

[Voice]

[onastakeout]

How is such thing - [wait, this is Splendor we are talking about] magical.

[Voice]

[buildsfriends]

Yes.

Church is made of magic. A lot of invisible magic.

voice

[reluctant10th]

...huh?

voice

[buildsfriends]

YOU EITHER!

I know it's "cool" and the "in thing" to do but don't date somebody crazy! They'll do mean things to you! And then try to get married to you or something!

CRAZY.

voice

[reluctant10th]

I-I would never date anyone crazy to begin with

[not like anyone would date him anyway sob]

But um--how can robots be...

voice

[buildsfriends]

...that is racist.

voice;

[impudency]

[Beat.]

A gay rawboot.

voice;

[buildsfriends]

Or a gaw roobait.

I don't know what that is, but it sounds very risque.

voice;

[impudency]

You're right, it does. What if that's what's going on?

[naltorian]

Michael!

[ guess who is so excited to see you! ]

[buildsfriends]

PRETTY LADY!

[ guess who forgot your name! ]

[naltorian]

[ guess who doesn't care ]

Oh, Michael, you are so sweet!

[buildsfriends]

Yeeeaaaah, I get that a lot.

WAIT-

No. That's the one I don't get a lot.

I ONLY GET THAT ONCE OR TWICE. IN A WHILE.