voice;

[buildsfriends]

I DID NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS UNTIL YOUR FATHER GOT HOME, but he is taking too long and it is a matter that needs dressing! So put a shirt on.

CHURCH.

I know you are a gay robot. And I know that Tex is too lady and too tough for you sometimes.

But I can't let you date Agent Washington.

He's crazy. He will probably do horrible

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[nobleidealist]

Huh?

[buildsfriends]

Cover your ears.

You are too young for this talk.

[nobleidealist]

I'm seventeen! I'm not a kid!

[buildsfriends]

You are a very tiny seventeen-year-old. I can't even see you.

[patternprophet]

[.....]

[buildsfriends]

...are-

Are you waiting for me to talk again? I DO NOT KNOW THE RULES OF THIS GAME.

[patternprophet]

Sorry, just lost in thought. You said one of your friends is a robot?

[buildsfriends]

Yes.

He's a robot who split off into a bunch of other little robot pieces? And they all have weird names and colors and sometimes they are mad, which makes so much sense because Church is a very angry gay robot.

[buildsfriends]

YES

WAIT

What color were the sparkles.

[buildsfriends]

Ohhhhhh.

Then no. Pink sparkles and armor goes on girls. Agent Washington is a boy.

audio

[howkickassiam]

I-- oh my god.

[ WHAT DOES HE EVEN SAY TO THIS OKAY ]

I uh. Yeah, if I see them on any dates, I'll make sure to break it up.

audio

[buildsfriends]

I'm counting on you, Sugar Cane.

audio

[howkickassiam]

What?

Who?