[ So after a rather hilarious
argument with his former empire, America wasn't sure how he felt about this place anymore. The paint had finally faded off of him. It was fun for the first day, but it was really wearing on him a few days later. Thankfully enough, England slipped a bit in his speech in during his wishing when they had their fight, and
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America. You can shut up any time now. I don't think everyone wants to hear about your personal entries in your journal.
Also? STOP EATING RANDOM THINGS.
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Oh, hey bro! Good morning!
Uh, come again, what was that? Even in my head, your voice is really soft. [ raps his knuckles against his temple. ]
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Unlike you, I do not believe in talking at the loudest volume I can simply because I can. I was trying to sleep still, but having your loud voice narrate your entire morning thus far is counterproductive to that task. So I don't think it's been a very 'good' morning thus far.
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Well, uh, okay. That's not really nice to say, bro. Be a little bit more optimistic about it! I woke up today feeling GREAT!
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Wait, I feel like she said something important.
--Huh.
You can hear me?
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Yes. I can.
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Oh. Well. That's a good thing! [ missing the point! ]
Ramona! How do you feel about this day? Is it a kick ass day feeling or what?
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...You ate paint. [of course he did. of course.]
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... I wonder if she's PMSing today.
Hey Lina!
Well, I didn't know it was paint at the time but--
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Hey, wait a second! Are you reading my journal!?
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[geh]
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Say, where are you right now? I have something for you!
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So fucking sexy.
Hey! Good morning! We haven't met, have we?
Uh, anyway, I'm not sure what you're talking about-- you're no where in sight around here!
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Man. I liked Church better. This guy is demanding!
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It's a video game back in my world, and you guys look like you're from it! Hahahaha, it's AWESOME.
How did he know I was familiar with Halo?
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...Now why would he think Russia is bigger? America has always been the land of big things. Goodness, look at the size of their people! Not that that's bad in any way. Well, yes, it is. Is that why they have to make plus sized cars? Their cars are so bulky. Hm. ...Churros. Churros churros churros.
[Spain has also received the blue bean earlier in the morning but he too is unaware that his thoughts are filtering out all over the place...in both Spanish and English. Occasionally accompanied by self-imagined mariachi music]
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Spain, is that you!?
When did he get here!
Hey, Spain! Hahaha! What brought that about--
[ A pause. Suddenly Spain is saying A LOT, but his lips aren't moving. America pauses to listen. ]
---There's nothing wrong with my citizens!
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...What do you mean...? Of course there's nothing wrong with your citizens, Senor.
Maybe it's their diet. Or lack thereof. Hm. Well. Not that it reflects poorly on him! I do like him. France showed me pictures of when he was just a weeeeeeee thing. So adorable. ....Oh those cheeks. So fat. I guess there is some merit in extra weight. If it's cute. .....I should have colonized him when I had the chance.
It seems you've been busy around here! Prussia told me you were here so I figured it'd be nice to catch up.
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...Oh, uh. Yeah. [ Leans into the seal a little, thrown off by all of this. ]
I've been busy figuring all this stuff out cause I'm a hero! Wow, I can't believe you ended up here as well!
Hey, Spain! I have a slightly relevant question! Do you think I'm the HERO? And by the hero, I mean the hero of everything.
Let's wait and see--
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