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AUDIO | 001

May 11, 2011 20:33

[ Well this is... unexpected and strange, but she's used to keeping her calm on. She makes a small sound, considering, the voice filter in her helmet making it sound much more masculine. The voices in the head thing-- yeah, that was going to take a lot of getting used to.

There's a six none, six beat tone whistled. ]

Oly Oly Oxen Free.

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black-one, agent new york, franklin donut, michael j. caboose, agent washington

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oh god idk 1/? howkickassiam May 12 2011, 03:46:46 UTC

[ ... wait a minute. ]

howkickassiam May 12 2011, 03:47:12 UTC

[ waiiiiiiiit a minute ]

fuck it 3/3 i'm lazy. lj's too slow for this shit. howkickassiam May 12 2011, 03:48:42 UTC

present. who'd this be??

oneliners May 12 2011, 03:58:29 UTC

It'd help if you identified yourself.

[ Yep, not making the first step. That's not how she rolls. ]

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audio oneliners May 12 2011, 04:00:05 UTC

That is classified information. Please state your name and rank, sir.

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audio oneliners May 12 2011, 04:16:18 UTC

Then I guess we've run into a bit of a problem.

[ There's a slight pause just long enough for someone to shift their sitting position. ]

So, Mister Classified. What's your status?

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[VIDEO] overshields May 12 2011, 05:01:45 UTC

[ oh hay what was that about a guy in pink armor? ]

Oh, great. Are you another Freelancer?

AUDIO oneliners May 12 2011, 05:22:01 UTC

[ Oh lawd. ]

Negative. Spartan-II Commando.

[VIDEO] overshields May 12 2011, 05:44:15 UTC

[ hrm... spartan.. that sounds familiar... vaguely. ] Spartan? Like...

... Like uh. Master Chief? That guy who nuked the Covenant?

[ thoughtful pause. ]

Or like, the kind of Spartan that runs around shirtless in a leather thong? Cos like, I think that'd be a good thing to distinguish right off the bat! Since, you know, I'd like to know what I'm dealing with here!

[VIDEO] oneliners May 12 2011, 06:00:14 UTC

[ What is this even. ]

Yep, totally the shirtless leather thong kind. God, I love rubbing oil onto my chiseled abs.

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[audio] i'm so sorry buildsfriends May 12 2011, 06:24:42 UTC

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That sounds really familiar! Is that a boy band?

[audio] no this is amazing oneliners May 13 2011, 03:59:19 UTC

[ LMFAO ]

Yeah! That's right, it has that song I love. How does it go again?

[audio] buildsfriends May 13 2011, 04:03:18 UTC

[SCOFF]

I never liked them. They all sounded like girls.

[audio] oneliners May 13 2011, 05:52:48 UTC

You have a problem with girls?

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shootah May 12 2011, 22:02:30 UTC

UNSC?

oneliners May 13 2011, 03:59:47 UTC

United Nations Space Command.

shootah May 13 2011, 04:18:28 UTC

That sounds very important. I am afraid no one can go to space from here.

oneliners May 13 2011, 05:53:38 UTC

Not trying to get to space. I'm just looking for the soldiers.

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