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[oneliners]

[ Well this is... unexpected and strange, but she's used to keeping her calm on. She makes a small sound, considering, the voice filter in her helmet making it sound much more masculine. The voices in the head thing-- yeah, that was going to take a lot of getting used to.

There's a six none, six beat tone whistled. ]

Oly Oly Oxen Free.

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[VIDEO]

[overshields]

[ oh hay what was that about a guy in pink armor? ]

Oh, great. Are you another Freelancer?

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[oneliners]

[ Oh lawd. ]

Negative. Spartan-II Commando.

[VIDEO]

[overshields]

[ hrm... spartan.. that sounds familiar... vaguely. ] Spartan? Like...

... Like uh. Master Chief? That guy who nuked the Covenant?

[ thoughtful pause. ]

Or like, the kind of Spartan that runs around shirtless in a leather thong? Cos like, I think that'd be a good thing to distinguish right off the bat! Since, you know, I'd like to know what I'm dealing with here!

[VIDEO]

[oneliners]

[ What is this even. ]

Yep, totally the shirtless leather thong kind. God, I love rubbing oil onto my chiseled abs.

[VIDEO]

[overshields]

...

That sounds pretty gay, dude.

AUDIO GJFDJKG whoops that was supposed to be an audio there

[oneliners]

I guess I got a little carried away there.

[VIDEO] LMAO IT'S ALL GOOD.

[overshields]

It's okay! I try not to judge! Anyway, um... It's been a while since I had to do like, formalities... so...

[ but he clears his throat! straightens his posture! and uses his best business voice!! ] Private Donut, at your service!

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[oneliners]

[ OH YOU'RE CUTE but dumb can she take you home. ]

And what's your branch, Donut?

[VIDEO] LATE TAGS ERRYWHERE.

[overshields]

I'm uh. UNSC or something, I think! Marines...? [ not that it matters; he just signed on to FIGHT SOME ALIENS. ]