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[surpassheaven]

[It's been several days since Kamina first saw Ryohei's bitchin' mustache. Ever since first laying eyes upon his extravagant whiskers, it became Kamina's goal to grow a beard on par with Ryohei's mustache. He had thrown out his pack of razors and his shaving cream and devoted himself fully to growing the greatest beard ever seen. Being older than

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[balls_on_fire]

[LMFAOIGJKLOMFDS
OH GOD

WHAT

WHAT IS SHE WATCHING...]

[surpassheaven]

[WELL THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERY BOY'S LIFE...]

[busy sliding a finger against a gash on his right cheek when he notices the seal]

Oi, this thing was on the whole time?

[balls_on_fire]

[lower eyelid twitch. not even a blink.

might have blacked out at some point.

too disturbed to even acknowledge he was talking at a normal level...]

[surpassheaven]

[HEY GOOD THING NAGA'S NOT AROUND TO SEE ME SHAVE HUH?!]

...??

Oi.

breaks hiatus but this comment isn't here

[notthatdog]

[ kamina-sempai-chan teach me how to shave! ]

eats

[surpassheaven]

[KLMSFO sure thing!]

[notthatdog]

[ no seriously
i'm adopted my parents are hairless aliens and so are my sisters and brothers nobody has facial hair but me ]

[Video]

[gentlewomanly]

I hate this place.

[surpassheaven]

TAHH!! WHY'S THAT?! IT'S NOT SO BAD HERE!!

[gentlewomanly]

No. No, it is.

[ Her hand shifts as she tries to adjust the volume. ]

Any reason why you're yelling so loudly!?

[surpassheaven]

THIS IS MY NORMAL VOICE!!!

[surpassheaven]

KEH! LEMME GUESS! YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU HOW TO DO THAT TOO, RIGHT?!

[surpassheaven]

EH?!? NAH, THAT WAS JUST ME RAISING MY VOICE!

[grylls_bears]

[AN EQUALLY FRESH-FACED RYOHEI STARES BACK THROUGH THE VIDEO FEED, IMPRESSED TO THE EXTREME]

I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH AN EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE SHAVING TECHNIQUE!!! CAN YOU TEACH ME????

[surpassheaven]

WHERE'D IT GO?! YOU SHAVED IT?!

[oh right he asked me a question]

TCH. YEAH I'LL TRY TO TEACH YA!

[grylls_bears]

--NO, I SET IT FREE IN THE FOREST!!!

[BECAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE RIGHT]

AWESOME!!! I'M EXTREMELY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!!!!!

[surpassheaven]

[AH WELL I JUST SHAVED BY STANDING UNDER A WATERFALL OF GLASS SHARDS SO IT MAKES ENOUGH SENSE FOR ME NOT TO QUESTION IT]

YOSH! IT SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM FOR YOU! OI, OI, YOU JUST NEED TO HAVE COURAGE AND A SOUL THAT BURNS HOT ENOUGH TO CAUTERIZE ANY WOUND!!