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[surpassheaven]

[It's been several days since Kamina first saw Ryohei's bitchin' mustache. Ever since first laying eyes upon his extravagant whiskers, it became Kamina's goal to grow a beard on par with Ryohei's mustache. He had thrown out his pack of razors and his shaving cream and devoted himself fully to growing the greatest beard ever seen. Being older than

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[grylls_bears]

[AN EQUALLY FRESH-FACED RYOHEI STARES BACK THROUGH THE VIDEO FEED, IMPRESSED TO THE EXTREME]

I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH AN EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE SHAVING TECHNIQUE!!! CAN YOU TEACH ME????

[surpassheaven]

WHERE'D IT GO?! YOU SHAVED IT?!

[oh right he asked me a question]

TCH. YEAH I'LL TRY TO TEACH YA!

[grylls_bears]

--NO, I SET IT FREE IN THE FOREST!!!

[BECAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE RIGHT]

AWESOME!!! I'M EXTREMELY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!!!!!

[surpassheaven]

[AH WELL I JUST SHAVED BY STANDING UNDER A WATERFALL OF GLASS SHARDS SO IT MAKES ENOUGH SENSE FOR ME NOT TO QUESTION IT]

YOSH! IT SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM FOR YOU! OI, OI, YOU JUST NEED TO HAVE COURAGE AND A SOUL THAT BURNS HOT ENOUGH TO CAUTERIZE ANY WOUND!!

[grylls_bears]

[OH MAN KINDRED SPIRITS OR WHAT
RYOHEI HAS ALL OF THAT]

OI, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I HAVE A SPIRIT THAT BURNS MORE EXTREMELY HOT THAN THE SUN!! WITH ENOUGH PASSION AND EFFORT, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN'T DO!!!!

[surpassheaven]

TEAHH!! IS IT AS BRIGHT AS IT IS HOT?! OI, I'M TALKING ABOUT A SPIRIT BRIGHT ENOUGH TO ILLUMINATE YOUR PATH THROUGH AN ETERNAL DARKNESS!!!

[grylls_bears]

[SHIT SON IS THAT A CHALLENGE]

AHH?!?? LISTEN HERE, AND LISTEN EXTREMELY GOOD!!! I'M THE MAN WHO EXTREMELY CHALLENGES MOUNTAINS FOR HIS DAILY TRAINING ROUTINE!!! THE FLAMING FIST THAT HOLDS UP THE SKY!! THERE'S NO OPPONENT THAT'S A MATCH FOR MY EXTREME BOXING STYLE!! I'M THE NAMIMORI HIGH BOXING CLUB CAPTAIN, RYOHEI SASAGAWA!!!

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[surpassheaven]

[nodding, nodding]

[this is my new best friend]

KEHH! NOT BAD, NOT BAD! OI, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO DO A LOT BETTER THAN CHALLENGING SIMPLE MOUNTAINS!! TCH! UNTIL YOU CAN BURST THROUGH THE EARTH ITSELF, YOU AREN'T FIT TO KNEEL AT MY FEET!!

[surpassheaven]

OI, OI, OI! THE BURNING SPIRIT THAT IGNITES THE VERY STARS IN THE UNIVERSE!! THE STEEL FISTS THAT CAN SHATTER ANY OPPRESSION!

[surpassheaven]

THERE'S NO ONE IN THE GALAXY THAT CAN WITHSTAND THE MAGMA THAT SURGES THROUGH MY SOUL! I'M THE LEADER OF THE MIGHTY DAI-GURREN BRIGADE, THE FEARSOME KAMINA-SAMA!!!!

[grylls_bears]

[slow nod of approval

this must be what it feels like to find your soulmate, Ryohei thinks to himself]

IMPRESSIVE!!! BUT HAVE YOU HELPED PUNCH THROUGH THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM AND DEFEAT ENEMIES EVEN YOUR OWN EXTREME SELF COULDN'T CONQUER?!?! THE HARDEST ENEMY TO OVERCOME IS YOUR OWN LIMITS!!! A TRUE FIGHTER NEVER LETS HIMSELF GET EXTREMELY IN THE WAY OF HIMSELF!!!!

[i have no idea what he's even saying any more.]

[surpassheaven]

[shakes head]

[you lost me bro]

I never met an enemy I couldn't conquer.

[grylls_bears]

[another nod, sager this time.]

I THOUGHT THAT ONCE, TOO. I WAS EXTREMELY WRONG FOR ABOUT HALF A SECOND.

[and then he zapped in from the past to save the day. all was well to the extreme.]