The Jester's Audience - One | Audio

[madlydancing]

Heehee!

[It was the middle of the night, and this insane little man was laughing up a storm. To all those who were having beautiful dreams featuring mystical unicorns and lovely princesses, you'll find no apologies here. Kefka didn't care who hears him, in fact he wondered just how many could

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[bypassed]

[some static.]

Your voice in the library makes you sound like a shrilly girl.

Although I do hope you don't start your show with me around.

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[madlydancing]

You must have a hearing problem, sir. I do not sound like a girl! That's insulting!

[Huff, huff and grumble, grumble.]

Eh? You don't wanna be around for the festivities?

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[bypassed]

Maybe it's the seal then. The library tends to do something to it.

I'll be around for the festivities, depending on when they are and what they involve.

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[madlydancing]

[Right. The seal, right...]

Everything and everyone is going to be scooped up and destroyed by yours truly! It's going to be a festival of death!

Care to join?

[saiyajinsoul]

[Thanks, man. He had JUST ABOUT fallen asleep, too.]

[Sleepily]...Excuse me? What's this about?

[madlydancing]

Aw! Did I wake you? Well, in that case...

[Taking a deep breath, Kefka suddenly starts screaming at the top of his lungs.]

WAKEY, WAKEY! You're about to miss the greatest show on earth!

[saiyajinsoul]

[That thud is him soundly hitting the floor.]

W-what the hell is this? What SHOW are you TALKING about?

[madlydancing]

[The delightful 'thud' makes the clown crack up more.]

Hehehe~! Did I scare ya? Did I?

[youresoshort]

(KEYWORDS.)

[madlydancing]

UWEHEHEHE~!

[youresoshort]

....Is something funny?

[madlydancing]

Uh huh! You guys are hilarious! How can you sleep so peacefully at a time like this?

Destruction nears, you know.

[brightersided]

[Suddenly bolting awake to loud, creepy chuckles... in a hazy, newly wakened state, Merlin barely pays attention to what's being said. All he can think is "Make it stop!"]

[Fumbling for his seal, he barely raises it to his face.]

Excuse me, could you keep it down?

[madlydancing]

[The chuckling continues for a moment or two, that is until Kefka finally settles down.]

Oh, ho, ho! Were you asleep?

[brightersided]

Yes.

[No hesitation. Merlin has no idea what Kefka is about. He's ready to settle back to sleep now, thanks.]

[madlydancing]

How can you sleep in a time like this? Aren't you afraid that something is going to creep over and choke the life out of ya?

Strange world is strange after all.

[portal2thestars]

[HOLY WHAT THE--

brb falling out of bed in surprise with a shout. He fumbles a little with his seal.]

Hey! That wasn't funny!

[madlydancing]

[OH BUT IT WAS! It was funny to hear people wake up screaming all thanks to his devious laughter. How can it not be funny?]

Don't tell me you were asleep too! The night is young, you're wasting your time by taking a pre-dirt nap.

If you wanna sleep forever, then why not just DIE?

[portal2thestars]

[madlydancing]

Oh, ho, ho! Toying with your prey is fun, little boy. I'm just testing out this nifty device.

I can speak directly within your mind whenever I want...

ISN'T THAT JUST GRAND?!