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[dorkways]

Oh man oh man oh man.

[he's pretty much trembling while holding what looks like

a dirty old wifebeater]

I think I can smell Nic Cage's sweat.

Grossssssssssss. [EXCEPT HE LOOKS SO HAPPY. AND ON THE EDGE OF BURSTING INTO GIGGLES. now he's holding it to his chest before turning his focus back on the seal]Okay, guys! I need to know your favorite

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[turntechs]

[opens video

closes it]

text it bitch

[dorkways]

dude.
man.
dave.
bro.

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[turntechs]

staring at this entry was like staring medusa right into her fucking eyes
except i think actually turning into stone wouldve been a better case
instead of knowing who you were anymore

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[dorkways]

should i try it on.

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[vision8ightfold]

What is that.

John.

What is that.

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[dorkways]

you know how in con air nic cage wears this wifebeater the whole time.
this is it.
it is real.

text; 1/?

[vision8ightfold]

Oh, my gog. That is, like, so gross I can't even 8egin to

[vision8ightfold]

How did you-

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[blueswillis]

[opens video

almost closes video, but then accidentally clicks his own on. He's trying to close it by shaking the seal.]

Come on. Shut off. I don't want this. Ugh. Do it.

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[dorkways]

Oh, hey! [WAVES!] So what's your favorite?

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[blueswillis]

Come on.

[He thunks the seal against something]

I don't know what you're talking about, sweat kid, but human excretions aren't on my preferred viewing list.

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[dorkways]

No, wait! We're talking, don't go yet!

[grimaces] Me either but this is kinda different!

[trollsbackwards]

[dorkways]

I will frame it and put it in the hall.

[trollsbackwards]

I'll shred the fucking thing.

[dorkways]

What do you guys have against love?!

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[derped]

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[derped]

[Sometimes, Rion worries that he's especially weird, and that he doesn't fit in.]