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[dorkways]

Oh man oh man oh man.

[he's pretty much trembling while holding what looks like

a dirty old wifebeater]

I think I can smell Nic Cage's sweat.

Grossssssssssss. [EXCEPT HE LOOKS SO HAPPY. AND ON THE EDGE OF BURSTING INTO GIGGLES. now he's holding it to his chest before turning his focus back on the seal]Okay, guys! I need to know your favorite

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voice.

[hicutarmor]

... Oh my gosh, that is so gross.

voice.

[dorkways]

Just a little. Hehehe.

voice.

[hicutarmor]

No, not just a little: a lot.

[ she's about to ask why he'd wish for something like that but after the whole deal with just about everyone else's she's going to (wisely) choose not to. there's a more pressing question instead: ]

Who the heck is "Nic Cage," anyway?

voice.

[dorkways]

What? [no no he can't believe he heard that right.]

[oneupper]

I would warn you about estranging yourself to the fellow residents of this universe but it seems I am already too late.
Instead I will just state that I hope you wash your face after this.
None of this "I'll never wash my hand again" shenanigans. Although this would be more "I'll never wash my face of Cage sweat ever again".
Do you not see how this makes others perceive you, John?

[dorkways]

it's not my fault no one sees nic cage's talent!
people would be throwing themselves at me to have a sniff if they did!

[oneupper]

It is something only a true lover of cinema can see.
Please do not think too badly of those that do not have the sight like you do. You must think of the little people and their feelings as well.

[dorkways]

except his movies are universal and accessible to all!
who didn't love national treasure.
or it's thrilling sequel national treasure 2?

[video] 1/2.

[starstripedhero]

[video] 2/2.

[starstripedhero]

I WANNA SMELL NIC CAGE'S SWEAT TOO.

[video]

[dorkways]

Get in line, man!

[video]

[starstripedhero]

There's a line?
Really?

I guess I could also wish for something else of Nicolas Cage's. [ Dramatic stroking of his chin here. ]

Hey! What do you suggest I ask for that belongs to him then? You seem like a fan too!

[video]

[dorkways]

Oh man are you seriously a fan too?!

What's your name?

video; she is so curious john.

[shootah]

That shirt is not clean. I don't think you should rub on it.

video; HAHAHAHA

[dorkways]

it's special!
every stain means something!

Re: video;

[shootah]

It means the shirt is dirty and needs to be washed.

video;

[dorkways]

no!
that'd make it lose it's meaning!