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      so this was probably one of my better ideas. jesus christ.

i decided to read through all of my old entries. all of them. so here's what i'm taking away from the INCREDIBLY hilarious experience:
      i wrote more about my personal life than anyone ever should. most of the things i recorded should have been kept to myself, or at least ( Read more... )

my sister while listening to me rehash the details of my 21 run: "dude, stop. the stories are so bad that you're hurting my feeling."

      you know i'm sure you're right, that i deserve more than what you can give me and that the past 9 months have been amazing but you're just a mess now that needs to figure out what's going on in his head and in his life, but all i can think about is your arms around me and kissing my forehead saying, "that's my girl. right here."
      i wish ( Read more... )

      drinking has been fun. but i get too sad when i drink and although no one sees it when i return at the end of the night i sob. no joke. i don't know what's wrong but, sober, i'm a very happy person, so this makes no sense to me. therefore, i'm stopping for a very long time.
      plus it doesn't help that i'm totally going to work still ( Read more... )

      the new axe commercials are awful. whoever thought it would be a great idea for hot girls to do their worst impressions of the classic porn riff accompanied by equally bad gesticulations should have never been given a camera.
      on the other hand, i can't get enough of jackass, specifically chris pontius in a little dutch girl costume sans ( Read more... )

      so i had this dream that i was in a hotel room with my friend sonia, my boyfriend's roommate ryan, and my boyfriend. we were all watching a movie: ryan on one bed and me sitting at the foot of that bed, sonia and evan lying on the other bed. we had taken the bus there and i noticed that evan was acting kind of goofy on the ride over, not ( Read more... )

      keeping this short because, well, i don't really have anything to say and i have to leave for work in a couple minutes.

but i have a macbook and am in love.

      but i guess it's legitimate because i made honor roll this quarter, bitches.
      i am aware that i probably come off as a brownnoser and someone who likes to rub this shit in other people's faces, but my GPA for spring quarter last year was a 2.0, bringing my cumulative down to a 2.76. no joke. i felt this awful "what if" and knew that i ( Read more... )

      am still alive :) and so very happy with how the year went.

*referring to my breasts in a killer dress*

mama: your cup runneth over

leilani: but they look awesome

mama: jesus leila, you better not even sneeze or else they'll go BOOM. right out the front.