07 ✿ i believe in egg splatting!!

[spiraldoll]

(( Action // (Evening) Around Town, Random Homes // Open ))

[[if you listen well enough, you will hear soft splats coming from outside, upon closer inspection, it seems like something is hitting your house! if you choose to look out the window, you'll see two shadowy figures throwing... eggs? yes, eggs.

one of the shadows seems to be very happy with

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[luxury_banana]

[A mustached, middle-eastern-ish man wearing a porkpie hat shoves open his door with tremendous force. He looks at his egged windows and looks left and right for the perpetrators... Ahah, there you are. With a thunderous voice that very well might shake the earth, he cries...]

GET OFF MY LAWN! What the hell do you think you're doing!?

[Old man Fassad shakes his arm at Nia.]

[spiraldoll]

Hello, sir! [[she waves at him.

thankfully for her, she has a kitchen towel wrapped around her mouth, obscuring her face and slightly muffling her voice. she's also wearing sunglasses and a hat, although the hat doesn't do a very good job of covering her rather recognizable blue-and-blonde puffy hair. she didn't really think about that.

she doesn't seem to understand what she's doing is wrong. she just finds it fun. so, she's going to lob another egg your way, mr. fassad.]]

[luxury_banana]

[Fassad's brow twitches and he grumbles some nasty words underneath his breath. He retreats back into his house for just a few seconds and comes back with... something behind his back.]

Why are you throwing eggs at my house? It isn't the nicest house, but it's not falling apart. It's all right. Why egg it?

[spiraldoll]

Because it is fun! Would you like to join us? You are welcome to, if you wish!

[vitalizes]

[Hears the SPLAT! sounds and looks outside his front window. Who could possibly be throwing things at Scout's house?!?! Probably his all-time rival, the BLU Scout, or some other BLU.

Except ... it actually isn't. It's a girl. A cute girl. Scout opens the door and waves.]

'Ey! Hey! Heythere! What's all dis for?

[spiraldoll]

[[she waves back rather enthusiastically, in fact.]] Hello! We are egg splating! It is very fun!

[[and, with that, she tosses another egg. whee!]]

[vitalizes]

[Scout catches it with no difficulty but doesn't throw it anywhere.]

But why? Why this house? I mean, did someone tell ya t'do this?

[spiraldoll]

Good catch, sir!

No...? No one told me to. It is a game, is it not? Am I only supposed to splat certain houses? [[she looks confused, now.]] Am I playing this game wrong?

[heteropennae]

Oh my... Excuse me, but why are you pelting my house with eggs?

[spiraldoll]

Hello, Dizzy!

It's egg splatting! It is a very fun game.

[heteropennae]

Is it? I can't say I've heard of it before. How do you play?

[spiraldoll]

[[she runs over to her (looking like a funny little bandit with a cloth around her mouth), handing her an egg. then, taking her other arm, she urges her back, a few feet away from the house.

she points at the house's side.]] Now, you throw the egg! And it will splat.

[notalwystrthful]

[ Well, that doesn't sound too good. Diana goes to open the door and is greeted by egg in the face. ]

Oh, man! Look at your face! I'm gonna tell everyone at school now!

[ Diana thinks: "When can I get rid of the incessant worm?" Still, she's standing there with egg dripping down and her just sighing. ]

There's better uses for eggs.

[spiraldoll]

[[whoops. that wasn't what she wanted to hit!]] Ah! Sorry! I did not mean to hit you! I was aiming for the house! [[she runs over, taking the cloth off her face and offering it to her. she's frowning.]]

I was egg splating, I did not think you would come outside.

[notalwystrthful]

[ djfslk what is this invading my personal space bubble ]

Well, naturally, when things are going on outside, one tends to check -- can you -- [ Asking her to stop is just...awkward. Um, halp. ]

[spiraldoll]

[[she's just trying to help! she likes helping... even when she's the one that caused the problem... don't mind that, though!

she backs away, cloth now covered in egg goop.]] I suppose that makes sense. I am sorry, it was not my intention to hit you...

[waffuport]

[Viki peeks out a window just in time for one to hit the wall nearby.]

Ah! What was that? What's going on? Are we being attacked???

[spiraldoll]

[[yeah! throwing eggs is fun! so, she keeps doing it. more and more!]]

[waffuport]

[Oh but she sees you out there!! Calling out!]

Why are you throwing stuff at us? Are you a bad guy?

[spiraldoll]

[[she waves.]] No! It is a game, I am not a bad guy!