07 ✿ i believe in egg splatting!!

[spiraldoll]

(( Action // (Evening) Around Town, Random Homes // Open ))

[[if you listen well enough, you will hear soft splats coming from outside, upon closer inspection, it seems like something is hitting your house! if you choose to look out the window, you'll see two shadowy figures throwing... eggs? yes, eggs.

one of the shadows seems to be very happy with

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[vitalizes]

[Hears the SPLAT! sounds and looks outside his front window. Who could possibly be throwing things at Scout's house?!?! Probably his all-time rival, the BLU Scout, or some other BLU.

Except ... it actually isn't. It's a girl. A cute girl. Scout opens the door and waves.]

'Ey! Hey! Heythere! What's all dis for?

[spiraldoll]

[[she waves back rather enthusiastically, in fact.]] Hello! We are egg splating! It is very fun!

[[and, with that, she tosses another egg. whee!]]

[vitalizes]

[Scout catches it with no difficulty but doesn't throw it anywhere.]

But why? Why this house? I mean, did someone tell ya t'do this?

[spiraldoll]

Good catch, sir!

No...? No one told me to. It is a game, is it not? Am I only supposed to splat certain houses? [[she looks confused, now.]] Am I playing this game wrong?

[vitalizes]

I'm always good at catchin'. Cuz I'm da best baseball player here! And bein' able ta catch is half'a the game.

Yeah, yeah, throwin' eggs at houses is a game too but --

[Thinks for a bit before finally leaving his doorway and closing the door behind him.]

Y'should be throwin' eggs at the other Scout's house. Not mine.

[spiraldoll]

The other Scout? You are a Scout, and there is another one of you...?

[vitalizes]

[Oh, he's going to have fun with this.]

Yeah! He wears a really lame blue t-shirt. I usually wear an awesome red t-shirt but it was taken from me when I got here.

Anyway, he's just a chucklefuck who thinks he's hot shit, but he ain't. I bashed his head in so many times back at work, I couldn't even tell ya the exact number.

[He may or may not be flexing his non-existent muscles as he says all this.]

[spiraldoll]

Oh, I am sorry it was taken away from you...! My clothes were taken as well, in fact.

He is a chucklefuck. [[in mayfield, nia picks up the most colorful language.]] Why did you bash his head in? That is not very nice!

[vitalizes]

[He's a little disappointed that his flexing went unnoticed! But that's alright -- he can just try again later.]

Yeah, ya got it! When ya see him, call him that, that's his nickname.

[He's holding back laughter now.]

Ah, uh -- well, cause he shot me!

[Normally he would have went with the 'BLUs are lame as hell and I'm paid to kill them' route, but this girl clearly wouldn't get that. So, he's going to make the BLU Scout seem like a big jerk. All for a good laugh.]

And man, did it hurt.

[spiraldoll]

Is it? I will do my best to remember.

[[a small gasp.]] He shot you? Oh my, that is not good at all! I am sorry that he did that to you! [[she looks slightly worried.]] I am sure it did hurt, there is no way being shot could feel good!

[vitalizes]

It did hurt, but I got over it. I'm pretty damn tough, y'know. And this other Scout, he thinks he's tough but man, he ain't got nothin' on me. Except a gun.

[spiraldoll]

[[he sounds like someone she's met before...

wait.]] I think that, maybe, I have met the other Scout. Chucklefuck.

[vitalizes]

Maybe? Y'should know for sure!

Didja meet a lot of people here or somethin'? Or do you just have a bad memory?

[spiraldoll]

Well, I did not catch his name. And I did not speak to him long.

But, he ran into a wall while riding on roller-skates. When I asked why he did that, he said he had to learn and that he did not mind the pain since he was the strongest man here. Or, something to that effect, I suppose!

[vitalizes]

What a freakin' liar! He's far from da strongest here, I can assure ya. He's probably one'a da weakest, to be honest.

I, on the other hand, never lie. Lyin's bad.

[spiraldoll]

He seemed very confident...

Yes, lying is bad! Very bad! Good for you, for not lying!