Voicemail

[spin_kick_snap]

"Hi there, you've reached the voicemail of Kathy Li. Leave a message and I'll get back to you."

Comments

Crazy Phones

[notaweenie]

From here

Yeah. Okay. Whatever. Didn't have any plans on having sex with you anyway so I didn't get my hopes up.

Re: Crazy Phones

[spin_kick_snap]

[To here, here, and here!]

April Fool Phone

[hexentotchen]

[ from here!]

"I wasn't flirting with you! I appreciate you offering to help, but I didn't think you meant that I'd want to sleep with you! ... who is Andraste, anyway? I'm sorry!"

Re: April Fool Phone

[spin_kick_snap]

[To here, here, here, and here]

Wires Crossed Wednesday

[halfbad]

[From here]

"First of all, where did this come from? Second of all, I mean, uh, sex is something I'm interested in but it's not at the top of my priority list. I mean, do you wanna have it that badly? With me?"

Re: Wires Crossed Wednesday

[spin_kick_snap]

[And this went here, here, and here!]

[iceolatedqueen]

[From here!]

"Prude-ness? Wait, you don't think I'm a prude, do you? You... don't think I should stand naked in the doorway for Barry, like he asked? Absolutely nothing would come of it!" A beat. "Oh no, I am a prude."

[spin_kick_snap]

[To here, here, here, and here.]

[tigerundercover]

from here

*Thirty solid seconds of delighted laughing.* "What? Oh honey."

[spin_kick_snap]

[To here, here, and here.]